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Posted by Media Outrage on May 20, 2008
We found something interesting and funny as hell explaining why men really get there swerve on. Yep that’s right women if you think your man is above sticking his dry pipe in some other gorgeous lady’s swimming pool then CLICK RIGHT HERE.
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w2m said
This dude is straight comedy. I never thought it was any one reason why a dude might cheat. There is no reason. I don’t care whats going on, get your ‘ish and go if you got to stick you pole in somebody else’s hole, plain and simple. I have heard men blame their wives…”she ain’t gave me none in 3 months”, to “she just stop taking care of herself”. Well hell if you stop flopping yo rusty ass on that couch after work and help her with those babies and take out the garbage sometimes then she wouldn’t look like Essie Mae.
And for my sistas who talking about “he stop paying attention to me”, freeze that nonsense. There is no reason to cheat.
Udamnright said
The article was funny as hell im still cracking up, but here it is fo sho….when men get married for some reason the sex tends to come to a grinding screeching hault in some relationships. like take chris rock in that movie “i think i love my wife” he had a reason to cheat in my opinion he tried to get his wifes attention and let her know “hey my p*nis needs attention b*tch” but she refused and woujldnt sex the n*gga up none. So he had a damn good reason to go on a f*ckin spree. But women need to take note to some things. Like if yo man is used to (excuse me ladies for being graphic just gtelling the truth) gettin the “head” treatment then throw that to him sometimes not just on holidays and birthdays F! That! Cause that little stiff n*gga down there dont know what day it is he wanna shoot errrrr day. Thats why so many dudes dont wna get married cause they thin sex is ova.
Dickwell Thrust said
Men cheat just because it’s 4:30 pm and they want to celebrate…..
Dickwell Thrust said
Personally, If you ask you wife and mistress to get together and make one big happy family…that wouldnt even be cheating….its love….too bad 99.9% of black women would whip your ass if you even brought the idea up
w2m said
Hell yea, cause I don’t like sharing. I’m a selfish mofo when it comes to that.
w2m said
And that pic of Chris Rock looking at Rihanna is mad funny. I wonder what Malaak had to say about it cause I know by know she has seen it.
sweetthang05 said
She was probably like n*gga what was you looking at???? umm ummm, there was something stuck on her dress and i was trying to figure out whether i was gonna help her get it and i got stuck in a trance! LOL
In my opinion i only think a certain type of man cheats. Not all men cheat, i think all men think about cheating but I don’t believe all would act on it
Kristina said
lol I wish my non existent boyfriend would….
w2m said
Kristina, please you got me hollering over here. Girl you a mess.
Dickwell Thrust said
BUT IT’S ALL ABOUT HOW YA’LL MEET…READ THE POST ITS FUNNY BUT IT’S MORE TRUTH….THE FOUNDATION OF A RELATIONSHIP IS NOT JUST LOOKING AT BIG BREAST PRETTY FEET AND ASS….MEN DO CHEAT TO CELEBRATE 4:30, BUT IF YOU GOT A MAN/WOMAN’S MIND….THEY ARENT GOING ANYWHERE
sweetthang05 said
LOL!!
w2m said
Right I agree DT, it is all in how you meet. I have never been a fan of meeting guys in a club. I would think that women old enough to know better than to go hunting for a husband in a club.
I’m trippin with you saying that men cheat to celebrate 4:30….quiting time.
I think it takes work on both ends to make a relationship work. I might even put in a little extra.
beach chick said
It takes two to make a thing go right! It takes two to make a thing go wrong!
sweetthang05 said
now I like that Beach chick! you got that right!
Destinii said
DT id had to be u to come up with some real s*** that…i mean daMMMNNNN!!! Men are really jus out here cheating for no damn reason! I’m really about to give up on them…
Dickwell Thrust said
dont do that sweetheart…..we still need fine women out there…its just food for thought…and just get an HIV test every day and even if you are married wear condoms….other than that you have nothing to worry about
beach chick said
OMG DT! You are really off the damn chain. Before I go through all that headache I will swear off men too!
Dickwell Thrust said
read the post …..you’ll like it
Udamnright said
Well Beach Chick if you bout to swear off women wait a min while i run go cop this patti labelle wig
Destinii said
LOL @ get an HIV test everyday…HELL NAW!!! ITS OFFICIAL I AM SO OVER MALES!!!! DT ur little article has changed my life…LOL!!!
beach chick said
Oh goodness….what have I started. UDAMNRIGHT, I meant I would just be alone. I damn sho don’t want a woman
Udamnright said
Nah thats whats up its disappointing to see how many women get in bad relationships and then turn to women like come on people! just take down my digits before you do that craziness or at least invite me over for the menage lol jokes
w2m said
@Udamnright, you are right. There are so many women who have been in bad relationships and feel like the only way to turn is into a woman’s arms. I had a friend to tell me that she knows how to get a woman even if the woman was not thinking of being with a fem. I was shocked at how, because its on a manipulative level, but I saw her logic really. A lot of les’ present that “awww he not treating you right come lay your head on my shoulder” friendship and its on from there. Unless the woman is strong enough emotionally to gather herself and say its not over yet and try again.
Not knocking it, just saying.
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terrance said
DT and Udamnright “hit the nail on the head”! There’s no reason why some men cheat. My boys and I often ask one another questions like, what would you rather have? One perfect girl who supplies all of your needs, or a flock of women who would each meet a specific need? Almost all of my friends picked the flock over the perfect woman. So ladies even if a man created his own “perfect dream girl” he would cheat on her too! I know many women cheat because they lack something at home, but some women cheat “just because” too. That’s the innate ability some people have.
Yasmine T. said
LOL @ Terrence saying you would cheat on a chick you created that was perfect lol lol. I dont think all men cheat. Just a major percentage of them but there are some that utilize discipline
w2m said
@Yasmine, morning girl. Did you pray this morning cause from the looks of that pic of Dollicia Bryan is gonna be on again, LOL.
Dickwell Thrust said
yo, shout out to the whole MO crew this morning,
Women cheat and so do men…but men cheat for undisclosed reasons. But since there is no other species for a women to love you have got to put up with us or sit at home and play with your sex toys and bitch to your girlfriends how fucked up life is…..
terrance said
Nah Yasmine, Im not saying I would cheat on my perfect woman. I’m just saying that some men would. I know all men don’t cheat because I’m married and I’ve never cheated on my wife. I’m not saying that to get a pat on the back or applause, I’m just sharing a little info.
Udamnright said
Morning errrr one. Excuse my french Terrence but NIGGA PLEASE! If you not a woman typing under the name Terrence then your ass would cheat and has cheated on your perfect woman. come on fellas stop the bull shit i dont know you but listen the pope would cheat, Jessie Jackson cheated, Dr. King cheated, and you nor i are any better than them. Nigga let the right set of tits or ass walk by and you’ll be making up more excuses than a pedophile to your woman as to why you been out late
Kelly said
has anyone ever told you that you are very articulate? smh
Yasmine T. said
lol yall startin already
Paul said
Interesting how Udamnright can use the full word N*gga and no one gets offended but if i were to accidentally write it out and acknowledge that im caucasion it would be a problem and MediaOutrage staff would probably block my IP address. Interesting…….
Destinii said
Paul what r u tryin to say? What exactly is ur point? Why do u as a caucasion feel the need to use the word nigga? Explain it to me cuz really I dont understand.
beach chick said
Paul….um….quit while you are behind! If you are caucasian then you may not want to go there….FYI! Let it go…I’m just sayin….
Paul said
No i don’t feel the need or desire to use the word but i read in the comments that their werent to be any racial epithets used but yet instill the word N*gga is being written out as if it’s only an offensive word to black people. It’s offensive to all people….*note to M.O.*
Dickwell Thrust said
PAUL, ITS JUST LIKE YOU CANT CALL YOUR MOM OR DAD BY HER FIRST NAME, YOU SHOW RESPECT. IF PEOPLE OF THE SAME RACE WANT TO SPEAK TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY THEY CAN. JUST LIKE I CANT GO TO S. BROOKLYN AND SAY WOP BUT ITALIANS CALL EACH OTHER THAT
Destinii said
So as a caucasian and a descedant of the people who created the word ur tellin me u find the word nigga to be offensive to u? Please…as beach chick said quit while your behind, jus let it go.
beach chick said
As a caucasian you will never understand! Now if you are a brother you really are just ignorant to how African Americans communicate! Once again, THIS AIN”T NO CHRISTIAN BLOG!
Paul said
I am not insulting anyone i am just noting that whoever Udmnright is in this post spelled out the word N*gga and it is a very sensitive word thats all. DT i understand what you are saying im not arguing with anyone just stating my point of view. After Kramer the comedian called that man that name that club banned ANY comedian from using that word even BLACK COMEDIANS. thats all
beach chick said
Ok Paul! Just stop right there. It’s a rap on this! This is about WHY MEN CHEAT not WHY WE CALL EACH OTHER N*GGA! Let it go. move on, shut up, leave it alone!!!! Yeah I said it!
Destinii said
Thank u beach chick. We redefine a word that was used to oppress us and Paul ova here has a problem–with something that dont even concern him. We can’t redefine a word? Why? u think Negroes have no culture therefore have no language? Please. Were suppose to change our way of speaking. Why? Because you refuse to accept or understand? Slavery is over we are allowed freedom of speech and expression. You need to stop trying to holding the race down.
w2m said
Hey Paul, how are you. I was looking for you on yesterday.
w2m said
I come back up in here and all hell done broke loose again, LOL. I’m trippin’.
Destinii said
Dont even worry bout it w2m i said what i had to say and i’m finshed– I really am.
w2m said
Where is my dang gone friend B.Price. He need to put some shine on this one, cause I’m not touching it. We would be here to long.
Yasmine T. said
Race is not a good topic for us to be trippin over so paul just relax
terrance said
Udamnright, this is why I said I’m not patting myself on the back. I didn’t say that I was better than anyone, I just stated the fact that I’ve never cheated on my wife. I know everyone has their temptations. Your real funny though, that excuse joke made me crack the he!! up!
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