My girl’s a ho what do i do???
Posted by Media Outrage on May 22, 2008
Ok Mediaoutrage fam we have to hit you with things that make you laugh and drop knowledge on you at the same time. So here is that golden nugget of the day thanks to the commenter and blogger “DT” aka Dickwell Thrust! Yall know this character in the comments that does nothing but keep us cracking the F up and offending “some” women lol. Check this out yall he explains some things GET YOUR LAUGH ON! Shout out to the Staff at PressPricks!
May 22, 2008 at 2:56 pm
this is hilarious but oh so true!!! LOL @ WHORENOMICS!!! I love the one where it says if a chick don’t live with her kids *cough* usher’s wife, but i’m just saying
May 22, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I had to laugh at this nut. He is straight comedy. The ladies need some common sense rules to go by as well. I jacked these from DT’s page.
1. NEVER MESS WITH A MAN THAT DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF HIS CHILDREN. (That tired excuse that she won’t let me see my baby is no reason to not make sure he has health insurance).
2. NEVER GET SERIOUS WITH A GUY YOUR FRIEND FUCKED OR SUCKED OFF. (It don’t matter how fine he is, if his d!ck was in her stuff or her mouth you doing her too).
3. DON’T EVER GET SERIOUS WITH A DUDE FROM THE CLUB. (He just there to collect numbers and ass, he will not, I repeat will not make you a wife, dance, get that free drink and move the hell on)
4. I shouldn’t have to say this but, NEVER GET SERIOUS, IF HE HAS A WOMAN! (He ain’t gonna leave, her no matter what he tells you, so you are just the jump off. No matter how good he lay that pipe, he will ONLY lay that pipe. He will not buy you a house, car or take you on vacation, so don’t even look for it…..move on. Hell if he got a woman you need to not even look his way)
5. DON’T DATE A MALE STRIPPER. (He is giving lap dances every night, why would you think you are special….you ain’t….keep it moving)
I’m just sayin’
May 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm
LOL!!! get it W2m!!! that should be in a Bible type hand book for single dating women!
May 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
dont worry ladies, im writing the “SEXUAL CREDIT REPORT” for men in a second…..
May 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I will definitely be looking for it, DT.
Sweetthang, girl I can’t tell you how many women I have heard say they went to a Bridal party or something like that and met this stripper and that they are now dating. This stuff is common sense.
May 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm
LOL my girlfriend (girl i aint gonna say yo name lol) used to date a male stripper. She was with him for 4 years and then found out he was bi LOL LOL. i knew he was gay the first time i looked at him. He was too pretty in the face to me.
May 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
oooooohhh girl@Yasmine T. See thats what I’m talking about. I forgot to add that the male stripper is probably bi. Thats is a reoccuring thing. Just NASTY. See that needs to be a topic on here as well. Cause how many sistas been duped because their gaydar ain’t refined. AIDS is running rampant in our community and we passing it out like free candy. Partly because we don’t strap up but the other problem is we have men who don’t want except their sexuality and go having sex under the guise of being straight, knowing they either take it in the butt or give it and then have the nerve to lay down with a female talking about I love you baby.
May 22, 2008 at 9:38 pm
This article is funny but so true!!!
May 23, 2008 at 1:06 pm
LOL!!!
This is so true!!!
May 28, 2008 at 3:45 pm
LOL Yo,hilarious! DT needs to write a book! I would buy it fo’ sho’!