Straight Comedy
Posted by Media Outrage on June 2, 2008
This is straight comedy. Kellz is on trial fighting for his freedom after being accused of peeing on more young chicks grills than a pregnancy test stick, and some fool who happens to also be a lawyer decided to try and push his bands cd?
Via Eurweb:
Also on Friday, a lawyer was kicked out of the Cook County Criminal Courts Building after trying to give his CD to Kelly in the courtroom where his trial is taking place.
According to the Chicago Tribune, attorney Mike Roman stepped to Kelly while the singer was sitting alone at the defense table. With his lawyers and the prosecutors meeting privately in the judge’s chambers, Kelly was left to deal with the man by himself.
Roman–a local criminal-defense lawyer who fronts the Latin rock band, Mike Roman and the Tellstars, in his spare time–offered Kelly a free copy of his CD “Cha Cha Time.”
“No, thank you,” Kelly reportedly said with a polite smile. “I’m not allowed to take anything.” Roman persisted, but Kelly continued to decline the CD. “I’m not allowed to talk to anyone,” Kelly said, citing the gag order imposed on him by trial judge Gaughan.
Roman offered to just leave the disc, but Kelly asked him not to. “Please,” Kelly said quietly. “You have to leave me alone.”
Other attorneys in the courtroom noticed the conversation and called security to intervene. Roman was briefly detained in a courthouse anteroom while the matter was discussed with Gaughan. The judge later ordered officers to escort him from the building.
Roman cooperated with his removal–but not before trying to sell a “Cha Cha Time” CD to one of Kelly’s defense attorneys for $15, the Tribune reported.
Mediaoutrage- Damn what inconsideration for the man who sexed more young ass (female that is) than the constituency of Catholic Priest.
Dickwell Thrust said
Man, here is a man that is going to prison for a long time and have his asshole removed from his throat and this LAWYER is trying to promote a fucking CD?
Listen, kells is obviously going to be slow dancing to his honey love in cell block 12(play), so why would you fuck around with promotion?
w2m said
Just sad. Funny but sad. Dude didn’t care a lick about Kelly going to prison he trying to get a deal.
Yasmine T. said
He’s gona get what he deserves that little fucking pervert. He’s probably got his eyes on about 5 more 15 yr olds that he wanna get it in with before he gets sentenced.
cupcake stl said
OK THIS TRAIL HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE HISTORY OF COURT!! THE GET FIVE STARS FOR BEING STUPID. AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH GOOD MUSIC KELLY PUT OUT HE WAS WRONG FOR HAVING SEX WITH A LITTLE GIRL THAT HE KNOWNING KNEW THE AGE OF HER. 10YEARS AND HE WILL ONLY DO HALF.
Ms. E said
He is dumb a$$, first of all if you are gonna have sex with some illegal chics have the decency to erase or destroy the video!
Dumb a$$, allowed the video to leak out! Kelly wanted to get caught, dumb a$$ gorilla looking self!
sweetthang05 said
wow wow wow!! dude was trying to get a record deal! R. Kelly is going down, I love his music, but dude needs help for real!
1coolazzchic said
this trial is like a damn mockery. for real. this shit is very, a lawyer tryin to get his grind on. i guess its by any means. do yall really think r kelly is goin to jail? um no. i saw the damn tape, that damn girl looked like a professional. and shit ima say this about kells just like i say about michael jackson. keep ya damn small kids away from em. if you send ya lil boy to mj’s house and he gets his butt touched it ur fault. if ya send ya teenage girl to kells house and she gets peed on its ur fault. they knew he liked young girls. he married aaliyah duhh. and all yalls asses need to stop fronting, yall know yall brought chocolate factory. shit i have brought it bout 3 times.
The E-Biz said
WELCOME TO CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!