Lawd take us now!
Posted by Media Outrage on July 18, 2008
Everyone’s fictitious couple from Planet Publicity Stunt were spotted out and about leaving Malibu hot spot Nobu restaurant last night smiling from ear to ear. Why is this cat sporting a Stop Hatin T shirt? Here’s how the phone call Nick placed before they left their make believe crib on Planet Publicity Stunt to go to dinner probably went….“hey listen craig (photographer) you got the payment off of my black card, so just make sure you have like 23 photogs spread out so they snap shots of me and her doing everything. I mean Craig listen Craig im serious dont you f*ck with me man! If my wife breathes off rhythm I want that snap shot frozen! When we smile catch it! When we laugh catch that mutha f*cka or so help you gawd! And listen i just copped this Stop Hatin shirt make sure…wait you listening to me Craig?! make sure you get a clean shot of this sh*t and the matching Jordans!” Craig decides to chime in: “Hey Nick i was thinking it might be better if you play low key the way Jay-Z and Beyonce did because it intrigues the fans a little bit more than this ostentatious display of love” Nick vehemently cuts him off: “F*ck a Jay-Z and Beyonce!!!! You hear me Craig?!? Do you hear me mutha f*cka? Now snap my shit or else! Thanks Craig see you in a few minutes.”
cupcake stl said
WHAT WHY AND WHEN. DID THEY LOSE THERE MINDS????
F.U. said
LOL! These two are so hilarious. If they want us to “stop hating” why don’t they stop subjecting us to the bullshit that is their fake ass relationship?! I’m just waiting for the People Magazine story featuring Nick discussing how he was paid to marry Mariah and explaining his tattoo removal procedures. Should be any day now.
Dickwell Thrust said
I think its stupid for this old MILF and this young dumb ass to even be together. It looks so phony
and corny as hell. But the sex and money has to be on point. So I guess it makes sense for him…but whats her problem and why would she even be in to a DICK CANON?
SweetScorpio said
I won’t even waste my brain cells commenting on them but Dickwell Thrust crack me up! (lol)
Ms. E said
This is some sick ish! I wonder if it helped her album sells!
Dickwell Thrust said
Look, I know i joke around but we have to be serious and applaud Dick Canon because he got a woman worth over 100 million dollars and he is stroking that daily. I would do the same. Even if I was a Blind short white woman with 3 kids in West Bumblefuck Alabama I’d Fuck me some Mariah!
Ms. E said
LMAO “Even if I was a Blind short white woman with 3 kids in West Bumblefuck Alabama I’d Fuck me some Mariah!”
@ DT you are a wild!!
ucanb2 said
NEXT!!!!LOL
Ms. E said
Can you picture these two in bed oh I am getting sick thinking about it! NEXT!
Dickwell Thrust said
its pretty disgusting but he is now worth 100 mil so we can’t hate…shit he can pick up new broads
with the guap he has now.
BitterSweetBelizean said
These two make me freaking sick.
Mariah Carey and her delusional a$$$….bytch u are not 12 give up the butterflies and the shy demeanor. Get ur grown and sexy on.
Man shes irritating. N Nick Cannons facial expression is just corny all together. Why is she smiling so damn hard just to get in the car..this is a publicity stunt up the ass.
Its working against them in my opinion…this doesnt make me want to cop her or go out and rent his love dont cost a thing movie.
They both need to go sit their asses down on a side street.
BitterSweetBelizean said
LMAO @ MO comments…who the heck is hating on corny ass Nick.
People please can we remove the word hater from our vocab…sheesh.
JANE DOE said
SHE LOOKS DRUNK, AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HELPING HIS SICK MOM. WHAT MAN HOLDS THEIR WIFE BY THE WRIST???????? THIS IS BS!
beach chick said
Oh Lawd, not these two fools….NEXT!
Yasmine T. said
Nothing worse than a weak man. He just seems like a welcome door mat. We know she be dancing all over his will
Yasmine T. said
And why is he handling her like she’s a porcelain doll? lol
Lai'Lani said
LMAO!!!! @ MO’s fake Nick conversation LMAO!! @ “hey listen craig (photographer) you got the payment off of my black card, so just make sure you have like 23 photogs spread out so they snap shots of me and her doing everything. I mean Craig listen Craig im serious dont you f*ck with me man! If my wife breathes off rhythm I want that snap shot frozen! When we smile catch it! When we laugh catch that mutha f*cka or so help you gawd! And listen i just copped this Stop Hatin shirt make sure…wait you listening to me Craig?! make sure you get a clean shot of this sh*t and the matching Jordans!” Craig decides to chime in: “Hey Nick i was thinking it might be better if you play low key the way Jay-Z and Beyonce did because it intrigues the fans a little bit more than this ostentatious display of love” Nick vehemently cuts him off: “F*ck a Jay-Z and Beyonce!!!! You hear me Craig?!? Do you hear me mutha f*cka? Now snap my shit or else! Thanks Craig see you in a few minutes.”
Im dead at that LOL
Ms. E said
Mariah’s a$$ is either drunk, high, dumb or just all three… that’s why he is holding her wrist
Kristina said
If my wife breathes off rhythm I want that snap shot frozen
AHAHAHAHA!
Lio said
Stupidness I tell you Stupidness…NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT !!!
1coolazzchic said
ummm who is hating on them? who even cares? at least they took a moment to look shocked that the papps were there for their appointment.
ginger said
Who the heck cares about Nick Cannon!! He looks like he has down syndrome with his stupid ass self gawn marry that “ole ass hen”!
beach chick said
lol Lio…I feel you…and he has the nerve to be wearing a shirt that says STOP HATING…please!
Ms. E said
Who is hatin off of his ignorant a$$! These people are so fake!
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