Sexiest Woman on the Planet
Posted by Media Outrage on October 8th, 2008
Esquire seems to second our motion that Halle Berry is the sexiest woman walking, talking, breathing, and anything else with ing at the end of it. They have named her the Sexiest Woman Alive for 2008. This woman just gets better with time for real.
To read what Halle thinks about having orgasms
What else? Ah, yes: the big O. You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him to participate. I’ll tell you this: I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency. I favor intensity.
There have been some men in my life who have been wickedly sexy and have taught me much about sexual pleasure. There are a few men I should thank, and others I need to forget. But I don’t regret. To hell with regret. I like what I am now. I like being a mother. I like my body better since I became a mother. I feel sexier as a result of becoming a mother.
I’ve been in the business for more than twenty years, and you decide now, at this particular time, that I’m the sexiest woman alive? Come on. I mean, you couldn’t go with the Bond-girl year? You didn’t like the orange bikini? I liked the orange bikini. That would have been a pretty good year. Or what about the Monster’s Ball year? That was a sexy moment. Couldn’t you have packaged that up with some list of the best movie sex scenes ever? That would have been very easy, very magaziney. But 2008? Well, I don’t know exactly what it means, but being forty-two and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it. There are billions of women on the planet, but let’s just say for shits and giggles that I am the sexiest woman alive. First, I would have to thank all the people who made it happen. I would thank the good folks at Esquire for thinking outside the box — even if those folks are just eight editors wearing competing seventy-five-dollar button-down shirts, swinging themselves around in cheap desk chairs in some windowless conference room somewhere above Manhattan. I’d also have to thank my “team,” the ones who make the magic happen — my hair designer, my stylist, my makeup artist, and my beloved trainer. And I would absolutely have to thank the photographer, because without him, the camera is all lies of a different sort. I mean, look at the pictures. That takes a lot of work. I’m lucky to have these people. Don’t think I don’t know it.
To read the entire article click here.
Mediaoutrage- She’s the epitome of sexy and fly.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Well deserving title.
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I’ve seen one woman in my life that looks just like her. Her beauty is flawless.
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
@ Udamnright- So we’ve met before? lol
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
All i can say is….damn.
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
lol @ Yasmine!!
Halle is the ish!
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
hahaha thats funny Yasmine.
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
She makes me quiver.
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October 8th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
lol funny Yasmine. If you are her listen let’s stop this computer ish right now and meet up! you know how they say everyone has a twin, well i seen shawtie at the baltimore harbor and tried to holla and she kept walking like she didn’t have eyes or ears lol. so if thats you whats good now lol
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October 8th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Go Halle
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October 8th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
lol @ Udamnright. No honey that was not me. Of course I’ve been to the harbor, but don’t look like Halle Berry. Was your little pride hurt? You poor baby…lol
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October 8th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
She is fine as fuck. And reading this article she wasnt getting her back blown out properly until recently.
To all the ladies out there: I am opening up a service where we come to your home and properly blow out back and eat coochie for only 49.99 plus tax.
If you suffer from Irregular Vaginal Orgasm Syndrome than give me an email and myself or one of my reps (who are packing more than UPS on Christmas eve) will come to your home and put you in a wheelchair or your money back!!!!
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY….LOLOLOL
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October 8th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im on the floor!!!!!
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October 8th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Damn DT! I just realized that I too suffer from IVOS!! LOL
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October 9th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Uh HUH. ESquire says.
Am i hatin?…though she DO look sexier now. But come now.
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October 9th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
D.T. i think you just discovered i new women’s illness you could be rich.
On the other hand Halle is the shitz.
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August 12th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
we have desk chairs at home that are made out of pinewood, pine seems to be a good wood for desk chairs,”;
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October 18th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
our desk chair is made up of high quality pine wood, i love this desk chair—
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October 27th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
the desk chairs that our mom use are always leather based instead of using cloth covers’*;
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desk chairs are quite compact to use in an office setting that is why we use them a lot in our office ~
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