At The Beach
Posted by Media Outrage on October 13th, 2008
Kelly who’s sold as many solo albums as we have, and Serena who might be the baddest chick ever to swing a racket, were both spotted enjoying Miami Beach. It’s good to see Kelly actually kickin’ it here in the States. We know Kelly’s prayers probably go something like this at night “God, it’s me Kelly, you know the skinny girl from D.C.? Why did you make Beyonce Beyonce? Why didn’t you make me Beyonce? Why couldn’t my parents have been the managers of the group and owned the label? Why couldn’t Jay have liked me? Why does my career suck ballz? Just let me know why God, oh and bless everyone EXCEPT Beyonce, I hope her album goes str8t to HELL with that blond wig! Thanks God, please hear my prayer.”
October 13th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Po Kelly
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October 13th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
LOL @ MO:Just let me know why God, oh and bless everyone EXCEPT Beyonce, I hope her album goes str8t to HELL with that blond wig! Thanks God, please hear my prayer.” y’all wrong for that… my stomach hurt from laughing
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October 13th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
I feel bad for Kelly. Allah, Jesus, and Budda couldnt resurect her career using CPR at a red cross hospital.
On another note those big casaba melons Serena calls tits are more addictive that a Heorin and cocaine smoothie! Love the new direction of tits on this site MO!!!
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October 13th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
LOL!!! @ DT “I feel bad for Kelly. Allah, Jesus, and Budda couldnt resurect her career using CPR at a red cross hospital.
On another note those big casaba melons Serena calls tits are more addictive that a Heorin and cocaine smoothie! Love the new direction of tits on this site MO!!!” Classic lol
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October 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
thats some funny sh*t right there dt.
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October 13th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
DT please stop….lmao lmao
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October 13th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Hell nall D.T.
she crazy because i wouldn’t waste time on an album i would live off my money and take my ass back to school. DUH
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October 13th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
its nice to see kelly finally dating…
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October 13th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
LOL
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October 13th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
LOL @ 1coolazzchic !!!
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October 14th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Sorry Bleek, Bey has struck again!!! Good to see Serena though!
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October 14th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Kelly should do a sex tape or pose nude in playboy maybe that will get her some attention!!
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October 14th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Yall are some haters Kelly will always have more money than yall hatin ass bitches. She can actually afford what the fuck she wants remember bitches. SHe is gonna shine just you hating ass hoes wait.
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October 14th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@Ajam are you kelly’s shadow??
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October 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Ajam is really taking kelly’s career seriously…damn
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October 14th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ajam was real wit that shit! It sounded sincere and heartfelt! Lmao!!! Come the fuck on! Kelly has about as much chance of goin platinum as me! And seeing as how I sound like a wounded cat when im singing, it aint likely! Since you so good at takin up for losers, u need to go join up with Mccain and them! They need your support!!! LMAO!!!!!
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