Operation Tap That Ass Like Morse Code
Posted by Media Outrage on November 13, 2008
Russell Simmons seemed to be slipping model Heidi Albertsen a little bit of game last night during a benefit for the children of Tanzania. The event was held at the Rizt Carlton in NYC and it looks like Russ had more than raising money for underprivileged kids on his mind. Was Russ trying to bag himself yet another model chick? Heidi seems to have that look on her face as if she’s thinking “talk that sh*t to me big daddy.” And Russ looks like he was ready to take a jack hammer to them model draws.
November 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Are we allowed to “HATE” on this one, or are certain folks gonna start trippin?
November 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Whatever… Ya’ll know that Old Russell likes pretty young models!!!! LMAO
November 13, 2008 at 4:03 pm
@ Rocksee- girl you can go ahead and “HATE” or if not I will do it for you!
Russ is old enough to be that model’s father, he is into younger women that is fine…but if he ever approached me I’d have to smack his ol’ a$$ so hard he would end up in a nursing home!
November 13, 2008 at 4:44 pm
LMAO!! @ The title.
Rocksee please go head and say whatever you want. Forget the haters! Let them hate. Marathon_Man, Udamnright, and DT never censor their comments especially Marathon Man lol he is off the chain all the way lol. And MO doesn’t censor them so why censor yourself? I never bite my fingers aka tongue.
Russ looks like he was trying to get in them panties.
November 13, 2008 at 4:55 pm
@ Yasmine T – he looks like a dog in heat!
November 13, 2008 at 5:00 pm
He always looked like an undercover perv to me lol.
November 13, 2008 at 5:21 pm
LMAO @ Yasmine T
November 13, 2008 at 5:44 pm
He does lol all the time like he’s just begging to get some. He shouldn’t have to have that look on his face all the time.
November 13, 2008 at 5:53 pm
You ain’t neva lied!
November 13, 2008 at 6:03 pm
@rocksee..
Dont censor yourself..we want to read what you have to say….
I feel that this 600 million dollar old fool needs to sit his ass down. Rush “Pediphile” Simmons needs to realize that if you were born in the 50’s and your woman was born in the 80’s ..YOU’RE DEAD ASS WRONG!!!
November 13, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Go Russ! Go Russ! Black Women, I love yall. But every now and then you gotta get you a nice lil Snowflake to smooth that thing out.
One night em though Russ. Don’t wife em.
Ay man, They freaky as hell, like “Get off me girl, I am tired” lol
November 13, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I have to agree with Cut Up. Ebony women are the most beautiful creatures ever created, but they will slap the mustache of your lips if you ask them to do certain things lol.
HOWEVER, most Snowbunnies are what we call “Certified Scientist”, because they love to experiment with your anatomy.
November 13, 2008 at 7:22 pm
lol @ Yasmine…
November 13, 2008 at 7:29 pm
He’s dumb I would rather have kimora anyday.
November 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Lmao @ Miss E & Rocksee
November 13, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I’m going to wait until everyone checks in on this one…
@M&U —
(Ok…I know you’re thinking…why me AGAIN!!)
Anywho..want to get your feedback this.
This will take an interesting direction, but not for the reasons you may think.
November 13, 2008 at 9:00 pm
@ ExecutiveMuscle & CutUp – I know some sisters that will do some wild ish..esp if they really love their man!
January 11, 2009 at 10:02 pm
[...] he bags up, his game looks tight. Back in November Russ looked like he was telling Heidi “F**k them other hoes, it’s all about you tonight baby.” Do your thing [...]
November 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm
“TAP THAT ASS LIKE MORSE CODE”
QUOTE CONOR MADDEN, THE MAN WITH THE PLAN.