Mystery Illness
Posted by Media Outrage on November 18, 2008
It seems like Mike and his attorney are pulling out all of the shysty plays in the book to prevent Mr. Take them Stacks and run, from having to travel to London and appear in court. Now Michael’s lawyer is claiming he has some sh*t and would be best for him to testify via video link from the USA. LOL! We knew OJ picked the wrong d@mn lawyers this time.
Via Yahoo:
Michael Jackson might be too sick to travel to London to testify in a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million, the pop star’s attorney said Tuesday.
Jackon is seeking to give his testimony by video link from the United States.
“It would be unwise for him to travel, given what’s he’s got now,” lawyer Robert Englehart said, declining to elaborate “for the obvious reasons.”
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.”
“It’s not the first time a sick note has been presented by Mr. Jackson,” Thanki said, also without elaborating.
Mediaoutrage- LOL! that they said it could be treated with a bandage. SMH @ Mike trying to dodge this after he took more than $7million and made it rain and now doesn’t want to face up to it. We really feel a strong Sheik “Long Name” variation of the A Town Stomp coming.
Yea I Said it said
To whom it may concern, this is michael doctor. He is unable to fly due to his skin has started to melt and his face is sliding out of place.His hair implants are in constance motion causing his scalp to be exposed. He can not pay for repairs and will need to stay out of site accept from the eyes meaning he can only be shown via video… Sign Dr.Doom
Miss E said
LMAO @ Yea I Said It!
These reports are all late, Mike has been sick since the day he decided to immerse himself in Bleach and spend his money on f&cked up plastic surgeries for his face!
Hovy's home said
lol @ Miss E. “Mike has been sick since the day he decided to immerse himself in Bleach and spend his money on f&cked up plastic surgeries for his face!”
cupcakestl said
Once again Jack O is showing his true colors.
ucanb2 said
I agree with post 1,2, 3, 4, that guy is crazy as hell!
Cut Up said
Shaking my head @ Miss E
Mike is back on his Bullshit. Damn shame!
ExecutiveMuscle said
This is no laughing matter people!!! I think Mike was clinically diagnosed with a severe yet rare disease called “Touchalilpenis” and if not treated in time can progress into PHASE 2 causing him to “Suckalilpenis”
Get it together Mike because you are sick bro.
lio said
what ’s going Micheal, drank too much Jesus Juice ??? Get yo ass out of bed , change…no wait , you wear your PJs everywhere, and get your ass in court..
2020VIZN said
Mike Might as well find a way to get them stack ready to fork over. Mike dun messed with the wrong one. You know you a hell of a Lawyer when they change your name to Bankim, Pronounced (Bank-Em). Translation Put them stacks in the Bank, them ones we sewing Billie-Jeans, baby’s daddy for!! Go head and Bankim N!&&a!!!!!!!!
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