Paris Knows Who Robbed Her Crib
Posted by Media Outrage on December 23, 2008
After watching the surveillance tapes, Paris Hilton doesn’t believe a stranger burglarized her mansion. Come on Paris, we already knew that. She says whoever is responsible has probably been in the crib before.
Via E!online:
Having viewed her home surveillance tapes, Paris Hilton doesn’t think a stranger is responsible for burglarizing her Sherman Oaks, Calif., abode.
“I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before,” the ripped-off heiress told E! News Monday while perusing the racks at the L.A. boutique Intuition. “We have some suspects that I’m thinking of.”
Nearly $2 million worth of jewelry and personal items were stolen from Hilton’s recently purchased mansion early Friday morning, while the newly single socialite hung out at Hollywood hotspot Bar Deluxe.
Police said that a man in a hooded sweatshirt and gloves forced his way through the front door and ultimately focused on Hilton’s bedroom for his ill-gotten gains.
The items taken included “jewelry, watches, every ring I own,” Hilton said. “All my necklaces, jewelry that my grandmothers gave me that I’ll never be able to replace.
“You know, it’s just an invasion of privacy and it’s happened to me before. It’s really scary but they’re doing a huge investigation on this and we’re going to catch this person.”
The reality-TV star said that, initially, she was afraid to be in the house after the break-in, but she has since “upped the security majorly.”
“Obviously it’s devastating and disturbing that someone was in my home,” Hilton said. But “we have three security guards there and a 24-hour guard who is always on my property,” Hilton said. “We have the alarm on, the dogs we have, the guards with the gun, so, no one is going to be coming into my house.”
Hilton also has a message for the person or persons responsible for shattering her sense of security:
“I would tell them to please return my things, because I know that they’re probably watching E! News right now, to return everything and that’s it,” she told us.
“They just have to anonymously have a taxi drop it off in my front gate in a box with my jewelry and everything they won’t get in trouble, but if all this goes on for much longer they’re going to get in more trouble.”
Mediaoutrage- Message to Paris: Whoever took your sh*t is not going to return it and risk incriminating themselves because they probably watch CSI. They know that just by breathing on a necklace or ring, is leaving some real powerful evidence that could get their @ss thrown in the huskal. Message to Paris Pt.2: Whoever took your sh*t has probably already sold it to get a little cash in this contrived economic crisis. And Message to Paris Pt.3: You might want to fire your entire security team because not only were they probably sleep on the job but probably let them out nice and quiet, shook their hands, passed them the name number and address of the fence where your sh*t is being sold right at this moment, and then gave them a pretty nice amount of dap (cool ass fist bump with the hand closed).
CrystalShine said
Lol M.O. yall broke it down. This dumb blonde should’ve upped her security from the last time she was robbed. Let see, 3 guards (with guns), 1 24hour guard, dogs, and a alarm = Minimum security. Do better, all that land, and that was all tha security u got. Then her dumb a$$ on t.v. tellin ppl what her security consists of.
Im pretty sure, if this person was smart enough, they have turned the jewerly into money relaxin somewhere sayin thanks 4 tha gifts, Im rich B*tch into the t.v. screen.
Miss E said
She is a true dummy…what makes her think anyone is going to return 2 million dollars worth of stolen jewelry!
This broad is obviously not in tune with the real world, the U.S. and the world’s economy is a state of turnmoil…I see people picking up pennies in the middle of the street now more than ever! If this ish was truly valuable she should have placed it in a locked and secure safe that no one could get to…dumb broad!!!!
Yea I Said It said
Paris saw herself on her surveillance, No if and buts about it. She stole her own shit, just ask her insurance company, before you say it…. she aint got it like Oprah!
I mean she can afford a few pairs of shoes, but this broad is not that damn rich, just ask her grand-pappy Hilton.
She will get a little somethin somethin, but nothing where she can buy an airline, just kibbles and bits folks! jsut kibbles and bits!
2020VIZN said
On top of what YISI said, that shit was not worth 2 million dollars, $200,000 tops. You would be suprised how an insurance company will make you and me have a reciept, pictures and a witness from the manufacturer before they pay us for a $200 stereo that we had stolen from us, but if a Hilton or anyother rich, jobless, freeloaing brat said that they had a Aircraft carrier sittin 92″ spinners stolen from them, would have no problem collecting on it.
And yeah this girl DUMB as a bag of hammers. “just have to anonymously have a taxi drop it off in my front gate in a box with my jewelry” What Taxi driver is gonna let someone put a box in their car and not look into it? It is unsafe, it could be a bomb, a dirty weapon or something to kill the person that he takes it to. But as soon as the driver sees that 200 grand in jewelry, off to the fence they go. And now that the jewels were not delivered to Paris by Cabbie, I guess the real thief is gonna report it to the cops right!?!?! She missed too many days of school or her tutor was Smart Guy. That is a elementary mind that she is working with.
Lacy said
This bald headed bitch gets on my nervous . Paris leave the country PLEASE
Yvonne said
I wouldn’t be surprised if Paris set this up to keep her name in the news.
Yea I Said It said
LOL @ Lacy…. damn girl is she that bald headed……..hahahaha
Dickwell Thrust said
Who the fuck IS Paris Hilton?!?! She is another one who got famous off a sex tape…
let a sista come out with a sex tape…she would be arrested immediately for Solicitation.