Phatty Bangin’
Posted by Media Outrage on January 13, 2009
Serena Williams was somewhere and a photographer was lurking to try and get that perfect shot of her donk, it should go without saying that he was one successful muthaf*cka. Women say what you will about her alleged manly facial features but most fellas would tap that azz like a Sammy Davis Jr. tribute. She’s definitely enough to make a dying priest say got daaayuuum!

January 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm
That’s what I’m talkin’ bout MO! Early in the morning I get to my desk turn on the puter and see a nice DONK all in my face. I’m smiling from ear to ear. Shortie that sit infront of me probably thinks I’m digging her stuck up ass lol.
January 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm
LMAO @ Marathon_Man – Boy you are a MESS!
January 13, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I’m serious that is just a great thing. And nah her features are not manly at all to me. I would most certainly tear all of that up.
January 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I need that in my life.
January 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I love Sereana body. She makes all beautiful, dark, thick girls look good
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That photographer got all that ass. I’m sure he looked at it a couple of times before getting paid for the shot!!!
Marathon…you are retarted!!!!
January 13, 2009 at 2:32 pm
He did more than look at them flicks. He had a nice big “boombox” size jar of vaseline in that dark room lol. Janitors probably heard a whole bunch of loud lady screams.
January 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm
That’s how you sound MM…like a lady
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January 13, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Nah I actually have a rather deep voice. I get my Barry White on. lol you’re funny.
January 13, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Lol, ya crazy! Looks like another regular ole thick azz 2 me!
January 13, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Okay…I thought it was more like Michael Jackson
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January 13, 2009 at 3:08 pm
But see Crystal Shine that’s what we brothas like you know? Something that when she walk by you expect to hear start speaking Horse language.
January 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm
2thick4u the only thing about me that;s like Michael Jackson is the way I be dancing all over these skeezas in the bed lol.
January 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm
She got a spot on her left butt cheek!
January 13, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I see it. Looks like a birth mark. come on over here Serena and let me lighten that up for you with a little wedding cake icing
January 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm
MM…in 09, females aren’t skeezas anymore
!!!! They are your cutty buddies
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I love to see a natural black ass. Makes me wanna moon my manager when he steps through the door
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Just bam…all in your face!!!
January 13, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Well before you do that allow me to first apply for that position so you won’t get written up but will be disciplined in the “appropriate” way. A true “Pistol” whipping spankin’
January 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm
MM LOL
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January 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm
You know just looking out for you dont want you to lose your job
January 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm
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January 13, 2009 at 4:30 pm
MM can u understand horse language?
January 13, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Nope I can’t but HE *Looking down at the True Religion Jeans zipper* CAN LIKE A MUTHAF*CKA
January 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm
MM you know you HE speak DONKEY
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January 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Yep he speak that language too. All them native tongues
January 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Only your nasty ass would come back with a comment like that
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January 13, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Just having fun while KEEP IT REAL lol. Sometimes I feel like my over grown p_nis size gets in the way of my relationships….Sike nah let me stop buggin.. that would make a good commercial though.
January 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Yep I can’t hate on Serena… she got it!!!
January 13, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Yeah, me personally, I think she has the tighest body in the game over Beyonce and all the rest of the women who yall think are hot. She is a real athlete.
January 13, 2009 at 8:19 pm
@ Atlanta – I agree!
January 13, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Definitely the truth Atlanta. Her body is toned, fit, and sexy.
I’ll be ready by March to sport my two piece bikini
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January 13, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Gone head see see, do you! just pull your bottom out your ass. I hate clothes stuck up anybodies ass.
January 13, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Thick as a snicker….
Serena’s body is off the chain.
January 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm
There’s nothing feminine about him.
January 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Hahahaha! I like Random. Girl you’re rawer than uncooked sushi that just fell on the floor.
January 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm
@MM..”she” looks like a bodybuilder!
January 14, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Well then call me “Twon” cause I’d be all up in that muscular ass.