Phatty Bangin’
Posted by Media Outrage on January 13, 2009
Serena Williams was somewhere and a photographer was lurking to try and get that perfect shot of her donk, it should go without saying that he was one successful muthaf*cka. Women say what you will about her alleged manly facial features but most fellas would tap that azz like a Sammy Davis Jr. tribute. She’s definitely enough to make a dying priest say got daaayuuum!
Marathon_Man said
That’s what I’m talkin’ bout MO! Early in the morning I get to my desk turn on the puter and see a nice DONK all in my face. I’m smiling from ear to ear. Shortie that sit infront of me probably thinks I’m digging her stuck up ass lol.
Miss E said
LMAO @ Marathon_Man – Boy you are a MESS!
Marathon_Man said
I’m serious that is just a great thing. And nah her features are not manly at all to me. I would most certainly tear all of that up.
JJ Evans said
I need that in my life.
2thick4u said
I love Sereana body. She makes all beautiful, dark, thick girls look good
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That photographer got all that ass. I’m sure he looked at it a couple of times before getting paid for the shot!!!
Marathon…you are retarted!!!!
Marathon_Man said
He did more than look at them flicks. He had a nice big “boombox” size jar of vaseline in that dark room lol. Janitors probably heard a whole bunch of loud lady screams.
2thick4u said
That’s how you sound MM…like a lady
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Marathon_Man said
Nah I actually have a rather deep voice. I get my Barry White on. lol you’re funny.
CrystalShine said
Lol, ya crazy! Looks like another regular ole thick azz 2 me!
2thick4u said
Okay…I thought it was more like Michael Jackson
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Marathon_Man said
But see Crystal Shine that’s what we brothas like you know? Something that when she walk by you expect to hear start speaking Horse language.
Marathon_Man said
2thick4u the only thing about me that;s like Michael Jackson is the way I be dancing all over these skeezas in the bed lol.
Miss E said
She got a spot on her left butt cheek!
Marathon_Man said
I see it. Looks like a birth mark. come on over here Serena and let me lighten that up for you with a little wedding cake icing
2thick4u said
MM…in 09, females aren’t skeezas anymore
!!!! They are your cutty buddies 
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I love to see a natural black ass. Makes me wanna moon my manager when he steps through the door
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Just bam…all in your face!!!
Marathon_Man said
Well before you do that allow me to first apply for that position so you won’t get written up but will be disciplined in the “appropriate” way. A true “Pistol” whipping spankin’
2thick4u said
MM LOL
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Marathon_Man said
You know just looking out for you dont want you to lose your job
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CrystalShine said
MM can u understand horse language?
Marathon_Man said
Nope I can’t but HE *Looking down at the True Religion Jeans zipper* CAN LIKE A MUTHAF*CKA
2thick4u said
MM you know you HE speak DONKEY
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Marathon_Man said
Yep he speak that language too. All them native tongues
2thick4u said
Only your nasty ass would come back with a comment like that
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Marathon_Man said
Just having fun while KEEP IT REAL lol. Sometimes I feel like my over grown p_nis size gets in the way of my relationships….Sike nah let me stop buggin.. that would make a good commercial though.
ucanb2 said
Yep I can’t hate on Serena… she got it!!!
Atlanta said
Yeah, me personally, I think she has the tighest body in the game over Beyonce and all the rest of the women who yall think are hot. She is a real athlete.
Miss E said
@ Atlanta – I agree!
2thick4u said
Definitely the truth Atlanta. Her body is toned, fit, and sexy.
I’ll be ready by March to sport my two piece bikini
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Yea I Said It said
Gone head see see, do you! just pull your bottom out your ass. I hate clothes stuck up anybodies ass.
Teck-9 said
Thick as a snicker….
Serena’s body is off the chain.
Random said
There’s nothing feminine about him.
Marathon_Man said
Hahahaha! I like Random. Girl you’re rawer than uncooked sushi that just fell on the floor.
Random said
@MM..”she” looks like a bodybuilder!
Marathon_Man said
Well then call me “Twon” cause I’d be all up in that muscular ass.