Lil' Wayne Talks Sex
Posted by Media Outrage on April 14th, 2009
Lil’ Wayne sat down with everyone’s favorite magazine, Playboy, and chatted about sex.
How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.
Are you good in bed?
WAYNE: I would say what makes me good in bed is that I am not aiming to be good. I am not expecting the chick to be like, “Oh, he was good.” I aim to please and if you do that every single time, I think you’re overall good, period. You don’t have to try and ram it or let me beat it up.
What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
WAYNE: I’d probably love to have sex with…man, I think she’s dead already. I’d probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe — somebody that’s been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she’s never had done to her. And I swear I’d do it good!
Ever had a threesome?
WAYNE: I think the most I’ve done before is five. I don’t do groupies. I am not the groupie type. I am 25 years of age right now and the president and CEO of my own company. Dealing with a groupie was back when I was 15 years of age and when I dropped my first solo album. When I am doing five, it’s usually two that’s used to me and we’ve done this before. They know how to go out and get two or three more girls. They make the other girls’ first time feel better—because that’s a whole hump they gotta get over—because they ain’t worried about you.
What’s the most orgasms you’ve ever had in one 24-hour period?
WAYNE: Ooooh, shit! I’ve been “locked up” with this one chick and when I say “locked up,” I mean locked in a room and she made you go, man! So I probably done it like 10 or six times in 24 hours. That’s one of those days you just stay in the room with the robe on and slippers, no boxers or nothing.
What’s your favorite part of the female anatomy?
WAYNE: The eyes. The eyes are the window of the soul. You look into a woman’s eyes—especially in that moment of having sex or making love—and you can see the truth. You can see if she liked it. That gives you more assurance than a scream, than her clutching you and scratching your back. You look into her eyes and see that she can’t control the bliss that you’re putting on her. I love that. That’s better than a bitch telling me she’s coming!
Do you know how many women you have slept with in your life?
WAYNE: You know something real funny, I am not gonna tell you the answer to that. But I promise to God when I tell ya—I’ve never lost count. I will never tell anyone the count, but I never lost count and that’s on my daddy’s soul. I got it documented and it’s my secret. It’s just in my head. I remember it like music to me. I’ve been doing it to someday say that I’ve been with this many women and I have nothing, no disease. I just want to show that you can have that much sex and be able to protect yourself that damn much.
Mediaoutrage- Well, ladies let’s have it lol.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Wow…that’s all I can say. I know I wanna be “locked up” now!
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April 14th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
I would want to have sex with Lil Wayne! Seriously….what’s his email address? He might be the lucky first. I’ll pretend he played football or something…he just sounds so romantic!!!! Let me stop! But for real….
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April 14th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Sorry not at all attractive.
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April 14th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
the million dollar question is who in the fuck had sex with this guy? He looks like a stunt double for the predator! I know ugly is the new fine but this shit is rediculous!
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April 14th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
@DT…from what I’ve heard ugly dudes have good dick sooooo that and some Goose……i guess….
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April 14th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Well then I must have a hint of UGLY AS HELL in me.
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April 14th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Lol @ MM
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April 14th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
SEX—With what a BLOW UP DOLL !
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April 14th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I didn’t finish my thought “nasty reptilian looking self” ugh!
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April 15th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Lil Wayne should change is style before the “NAVY SEALS” think he’s a PIRATE …
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April 15th, 2009 at 2:01 am
I just want to know why dont this dude either put down the Syzzurp or go back to school. Whe people ask me a number of something the answer ususlly goes something like this, 4 or 5, maybe 9 or 10 sometimes even 2 or three.
They asked him, What’s the most orgasms you’ve ever had in one 24-hour period? and he a
his answer was: I probably done it like 10 or six times in 24 hours. WTF!!!!!! this nigga is higher than Bobby and Whitney at Woodstock.
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April 15th, 2009 at 2:21 am
Lmao @ 2020
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April 15th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Back in the day you couldn’t tell me Weezy wasn’t fine. But these days, I’d have to be drunk as all hell, voluntarily on drugs and have had somebody slip me some GHB before I slept with his ass.
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April 15th, 2009 at 5:22 am
Mannnnn weezy can get. Just gimme a ski mask to cover his face. And sumtin stuff in his mouth so I can’t hear him and I’m good
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April 15th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Weezy looks like a busted up lizard..there ain’t no way in hell I’d be locked up anywhere with him and four other chics!! There are too many fine men in this world for me to hook up with a syrup drinking-ignorant-tatooed-bug eye looking-always kissing his daddy bird man on the lips rapper!
You all can have him..I rest my case
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April 15th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I’m shocked and a little intrigued I must say. he actually made a very powerful statement about looking into the eyes during sex. he’s right, because you can do all the screaming, hooting and hollering you want to, but the eyes will tell how you really feel. I believe that. Go Weezy!!!! He gets a gold star for the day. I just hope he don’t smoke it up or put it in his cup
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April 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Still wouldn’t ride him!
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