How did they get a camera under there?!?
Posted by Media Outrage on April 15th, 2009
The paps are off the damn chain lol. Here you see standing before you, Jessica Simpson. Now the photogs managed to get a very close view of something. Well we’ll let you check it out for yourself lmao! Proceed to check it out
April 15th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wanna be a papparazzi so I can learn tricks like that. That takes skill
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April 15th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
While under the hood I would have slid her a “side” order of Schlong.
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April 15th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Not to invade her privacy, well f*ck it the media already did! Is that the front or the back of her? Either way its not a good look. Now if we can catch men being exposed with big meat, Im all for it!
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April 15th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
LMAO @ MM
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April 15th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
This is nasty as hell!!
I just got done eating lunch and I come back to this two flat pieces of flesh…YUCK…BOOO to the person who took this pic?
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April 15th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
WTH AND WHY??!!!
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April 15th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
WTF? What the hell was she sitting on?
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April 15th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Jessica “no ass at all” simpson
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April 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Tony Romo must have been doing some serious Hail Mary passing up in that flat ass….
She needs to run to the gas station and put the air hose up in that!
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April 15th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I dont know what Romo wants more. A playoff apperance or an ass for Jessica. U can start a slip-n-slide off that ass. Lets coin a new phrase thanks to jessica FLASS.
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April 15th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
the person who got this pic is a pervet with no shame!
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April 15th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Somebody had a shoe camera. LOL
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April 15th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
What the hell?! My Chipotle almost came back up!
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April 16th, 2009 at 12:54 am
U know what….this is nasty! I take it this is the back of her! All of sudden I have a taste for some flapjacks! She is too rich not to have no ass! My seven year old is working with more than that!
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April 16th, 2009 at 1:29 am
Damn I think she has been on her grind lately…..looks like she has been working her ass off. As a matter of fact who ever took this picture has taken up the #7 spot on my “you aint shit list”. This bullshit was totally unnecessary!!!
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April 16th, 2009 at 2:21 am
Fa real Claudette, wtf was she sitting on???? Not even a thong or anything with that super short dress? What were u thinking Jess???
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April 16th, 2009 at 2:49 am
Lmao @ 2020.
“Damn I think she has been on her grind lately…..looks like she has been working her ass off.”
Lol witty.
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April 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Leave Jess alone u haters.She looks good!!!and her butt,most white gals hav flat arses so dnt blame her.
Love u Jess.
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April 16th, 2009 at 11:39 am
all she need to do is , get implants, like the rest of her people, lol that is sad, her ass is the size of my lil sisters ass, and she is 7
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April 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
They should ashamed of themselves for even releasing these pictures
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April 16th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
The real question is why she doesn’t have any panties on. At least that way you can tell the front from the back. That’s terrible, poor thing.
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