Corniest N*gga Ever??…Maybe?
Posted by Media Outrage on April 23rd, 2009
Nick Cannon powered down the Empire State Building, yesterday. It’s like he has some type of CORNBALL time bomb implanted under that skin of his, just ticking the f*ck away. One would have thought that bangin’ off Mimi every night, would have some type of effect on his – Negative 3,600 swag points. We guess not.





April 23rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
M.O…once a cornball…always a cornball!
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April 23rd, 2009 at 7:38 pm
yes mo. yes he is.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
He is the unanimous winner of this pretension award. I’d vote him winner of this award every year hands down.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 7:49 pm
lol @ dt. he is a cornball. but seems like a nice guy though.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Definitely a cornball. But I like him.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I like spongebob
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April 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
He definitely looks like a teenager in grown man’s clothes. How you gon be acting like a kid and dressing like a millionaire all at once? Only certain ppl can pull that off, and no facial hair Nick Cannon is not one of them. It’s like puberty skipped right by him.
And wait…….does he have on 2 different kinds of stripe patterns? Somebody tell this man that is NOT hot!
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April 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I would feel corny if I even commented on this “corny ass Ni%%a”
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April 23rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
See, Damn!!
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April 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Lol @ Cut Up
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April 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm
When we say “corny” are we talking about Sponge Bob or Nick? Ya’ll know I’m a lil slow after the adderal wears off….
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April 23rd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
We’re talking Nick, Claudette.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
He may be a cornball, but he’s rich as hell now! Can I be a cornball like that too!?
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April 24th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Yep, but he’s getting money. Someone’s eating it up. OMG, it was me! I loved me some “Wildn Out!”
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:02 am
mos def the corniest nigga on the planet..no doubt about it. But hey, he CEO of major kid network..and he’s fucking Mariah Carey, so I wish I can be corny too.
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:13 am
This fuck ass Spongbob muthafucka was trippin when me and my daughter was in Rockerfeller plaza 3 months ago! Gone tell me I had to pay $5 to have him take a pic wit my daughter! I said Muthafucka I got my own camera! He gone say, then its $2! I said fuck that, so I told my daughter to stand by his bitch ass and when he turn around, im goin to snap it! He seen me tryin to snap and turned quick as hell! Now I got a beautiful pick of my daughter in Manhattan wit a blurry ass Spongebob in the background! Lmao! Had to get that off my chest when I seen him and Nick just now! Lol
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:15 am
@smurfette..R U serious, that is so wrong, what the hell was he going to do with it ? buy a rock of crack ?
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:20 am
Or a bag of heroin, or something! He should have been glad my kid wanted a pic wit his dingy ass! The suit looked like he slept in it! Nasty ass! He must have bought a new one for the pic wit Nick, cuz when I seen buddy, that suit was lookin like he been pickin up cans off the street for recycling all day in it!
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:24 am
damn girl you got a nigga homesick! We dont have those funny bums in Atlanta. just the ones that ask fo shit and dont want to open doors for you but want that extra quarter for that “piece of chicken” wink, wink….
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April 24th, 2009 at 3:32 am
See u makin me homesick for GA! I was in ATL last week but had to go back to work this past Monday! I was tired as fuck! Drove all day Sunday and got home after 18 hrs behind the wheel! U know my dumbass took 95 all the way up to CT! Ugh! Knew I should have taken 77!! Damn!
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April 24th, 2009 at 4:51 am
Aye smurf @ number 18 I gotta feed my kids some how damn… Times are hard..
LOL!!!
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April 24th, 2009 at 5:01 am
Lol @ Banga!
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April 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Yo Smurfette, I know exactly what you talking about. A few years ago I took my girl and her son to Rocafella Plaza to see the Christmas Tree and there were a lot of the characters you see on TV but not sponge bob, and they were trying to charge a few dollars to let her son take a pic with them. I paid it but that doesn’t make sense to me. I should have paid it and then picked his damn costume pocket.
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April 24th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Cuz…he is still a big ass kid!!! SMH
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
MM, did u say costume pocket!? Lmao!! That might be the funniest shit I have read today!
*picturin u pickin his pocket, but he don’t know cuz the costume big as hell lol!!!
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November 9th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
i also tought that Spongebob is gay, he he he but he is very funny “
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