Solange: “Kiss Me And Beyonce’s Asses”
Posted by Media Outrage on July 9, 2009
Solange was a bit perturbed when someone on Twitter came at her sister Beyonce. The person asked her to make Beyonce go away forever. LOL! Solange had this to say
…Sick of people thinking I’m gonna be my sisters enemy.You are FAR out of line.Take your fake “love and healing “somewhere else. Next person who hits me with some negative energy about my sister is gonna get Fox news all over again.Ya hear!
Don’t try to love ME becuz u want 2 be the “anti Beyonce”.I am the “all for” Beyonce.Now kiss both of our Knowles asses if u don’t like it! Call me whatever u want to, but next time I say “yo momma….” don’t flinch. See how u feel. Now back to your regular scheduled programming. I’m back in the booth creating & she is somewhere shutting down a sold out show:) kisses…
Mediaoutrage- What would possess someone in their right mind (seriously) to insult someone’s love one and then expect a jovial response? People need to fall back. They’re celebs and entertainers but still very HUMAN. In the hood that’s an easy sure way to get your wig pushed back, coming at someone’s family.
July 9, 2009 at 6:31 pm
FIRST OFF WHO WAS THE PERSON THAT SAID THE WANT BEY TO GO AWAY OVER HER NO TALENT ASS?!?!?
Second, Even though Bey’s new album sucks she still is more talented than this Ho-melon.
Please, Solange, come out with that sex tape or just sit down please!!! Shit, i’ll start a twitter for you to retire or go into porn before you eyeball rape us with that fucked up House of Dereon or pollute our eardrums with your music.
July 9, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Lmao! @ DT. This guy never fails to deliver that laugh.
July 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
that was some funny sh*t dt. people better leave those knowles girls alone for they spazz the F out and start throwin’ bows!
July 9, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Really who gives a flying hoot about either one of them..They can both vanish from the face of this planet and I wouldn’t give a damn!! My concern is this..why in God’s name is she sitting there going back and forth with people..go spend some time with your son or something..learn some manners..try acting a bit more ‘ladylike’..rather than constantly getting on people’s throat about every ‘negative’ comment they make…and last but not least..go shove a cucucumber up your uptight/flat transvestite looking ass you talentless c*nt!!
July 9, 2009 at 6:41 pm
lmao @ dt and random
damn random you don;t like them girls too much do you? lol
solange is supposed to defend her sister but i wouldn’t waste time going back and forth.
July 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm
@MM
I can’t stand their ditsy asses…dumb and dumber!!
July 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I feel you.
Not a Solange fan. But Bey?! Sheeeit she gets my support. lol
July 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm
i heard that @ random, i am with you, fuck both them weave wackers, go grow some real hair, bitches probably look like shaved eggs under that hot sweaty shit, get real, take that make up away and that wig, all they got is legs, ass, who cares, knock kneed, pigeon toed hood rat!
July 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm
trust me make up does wonders!!!! change a whole appearance of the face,
July 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm
and she can kiss my yellow narrow ASSS!! hahahah, her and that sister of hers,
July 9, 2009 at 7:26 pm
First off, before u tell people to ‘kiss’ ur ass, you need to ensure u HAVE one…
Secondly, it would be a lot better ‘kissing’ ur ass than ur fugly rat looking face –> MO, please file this under Lady GAGA cause those biatches asses look better than there faces plus, ’sucklounge’ aint relevant enough to HAVE a category.
July 9, 2009 at 7:27 pm
FUCK them heifers!
They ain’t got no asses to kiss anyway! I on the other had do! So they can French kiss my shit! Literally! Can’t stand their illiterate, retarded asses! UGH!!
July 9, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Lol @ Ms. Behave
July 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Damn I just reread my comment! LOL!
Meant, I on the other hand do.
July 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
so MissTX85, u like kissing their asses? ROFFLMOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Y’all MissTX85, just clown herself and on a motherfcking Knowles post at that. lol
P.S. I know u hate them Heifers!! *still laughing my ass off**
Note to self: please re-read comments before hitting ’submit comment’, especially on a KNOWLES post.
July 9, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Lol
July 9, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Um, how did I clown myself? Seriously, I don’t see it.
July 9, 2009 at 8:00 pm
@ MissTX85 Says: “They ain’t got no asses to kiss anyway! I on the other had do!” –> ‘had do’ as u stated should be ‘hand do’, so let me peice this together…
“They ain’t got no asses to kiss anyway! I on the other hand do!”.
That statement is a Double-Entendre’. It can mean:
1. They ain’t got no asses, but u do [which is what i think u meant].
2. They ain’t got no asses, but u on the other hand ‘DO’, meaning u do kiss their asses [which is why i'm laughing my ass off].
Even funnier now that i had to explain it. lol.
July 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Just like you stated, “First off, before u tell people to ‘kiss’ ur ass, you need to ensure u HAVE one”
I was saying the same thing. As a matter of fact, that’s what I said. “They ain’t got no asses to kiss anyway!”
And seeing as I do have an ass, it allowed me to state, “So they can French kiss my shit!”
How did that come out as I ‘DO’ kiss their ass?
July 9, 2009 at 8:27 pm
@MissTX85, did u see the EXPLAINATION?
RE-POST: “1. They ain’t got no asses, but u do [which is what i think u meant].” I DO UNDERSTAND what u meant, just showing u difference in perception.
Easy– u gonna need a pressure pill.
July 9, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Why didn’t you just say that at first?!
I mean I’m still lost as to why there would be a ‘difference in perception’.
But whatever. It’s okay.
I’m cool.
July 9, 2009 at 8:49 pm
And yeah I saw the explanation:
That statement is a Double-Entendre’. It can mean:
1. They ain’t got no asses, but u do [which is what i think u meant].
2. They ain’t got no asses, but u on the other hand ‘DO’, meaning u do kiss their asses [which is why i'm laughing my ass off].
Kinda confusing but no sweat.
July 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Cool
I did psychology, and we had a photo with like 10 different things happening at once, some saw 7, some saw all 10 and some saw only 1.
I doesn’t mean u are slow or anything, it just means that we perceive things differently.
I think MO got it hence the “LOL”, but hey–i could be perceiving then wrong. lolol
July 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Yeah I only got a B- in Psychology.
But maybe you were typing fast or something cause this is what threw me off:
You:
2. They ain’t got no asses, but u on the other hand ‘DO’, meaning u do kiss their asses [which is why i'm laughing my ass off].
How does me having an ass mean I kiss their ass? That’s all I was wondering.
July 9, 2009 at 9:31 pm
@MissTX85 Says: let’s call a truce ☺, because no matter how much I try, i can’t change ur perception. lol
I saw ‘typo’ the 1st time, it wasn’t until u called it out, then i re-read ur comment and got second meaning. I wanted to do the same with explaination but ur set in ur ways
Let me throw this out there, does any of u guyz see what i see? or maybe i just have someoveractive brain activity. lol
July 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Fine.
And MAYBE the fact that I majored in Criminal Justice and actually enjoyed the Psychology & Sociology courses is my reason for being so analytical. (I think I used that the right way.) So I apologize for that.
And if that’s how you all interpret that comment then oh well. Nothing I can do about it cause if I keep going I’ll probably end up having to defend my sexuality.
July 9, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Dear Solange,
SHUT THE FUCK UP and SUCK MY DICK
lio
July 9, 2009 at 10:26 pm
LMAO @ Lio….off the chain.
July 9, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Dear Solange, since I know you stay away from mirrors at all cost, and since I now suspect you may be tone death allow me to inform you.
You have the makings of a kangaroo so kiss your own ass it will be easy. And as far as your singing I can do the same thing in the shower. We all can, it means absolutely nothing. You really don’t have anything to offer the public so go home put your baby in your pouch and hop the hell on down to enroll in school.
July 9, 2009 at 10:50 pm
sounds like a KKK meeting up in here to hate somebody that much for no reason . way to go black people
July 9, 2009 at 11:04 pm
KEVIN….SHADAP !!
July 10, 2009 at 1:42 am
Glad Solo set them straight. That person is a hater cuz Bey is a FKN BEAST and Solo is VERY TALENTED! I adore them both! Way to hold down ur big sis Solange. I’d do the same!
July 10, 2009 at 8:43 am
I know a crazy dude that wants to sue this chick for breach of contract. It is documented on the internet that Solange invited anyone who was not “all for Beyonce” to kiss her ass. He was said he was waiting at a clb called the “Shitty Shack Durty Flo” in third ward in Houston, where she was scheduled to peform her two song set for her much anticipated city wide tour to promote her album that came out a year ago, When Cephus “Fo Toe” Brownlee was waiting paitiently outside the bathroom stall for Solange to finish smoking three big ass rocks (she was warming up) But when she came out, he told her he was there to kiss he ass and she reneged. Now he is suing for pain suffering (his boys was there to watch) and loss wages he (he skipped work to be there). It is reported that he is trying to get all monies made on her latest CD. $172.54.
July 10, 2009 at 10:53 am
Its crazy how u can say a person is useless nd has no talent but u spend so much engery hatin on them… Not only that but u don’t kno neither 1 of them… So how could u hate sum1 that u dont even kno… Now whether u like her or not Beyonce has lots of talent… Nd her last album I am Sasha Fierce did not suck it was a pretty good album… Nd as for Solange never bn able 2 b as talented as her sister is true… She’s just not made for the spotlight but so wat thats no reason 4 her 2 hate on her sister… So i dont blame her 4 blasting on whoever spoke ill of B they do need 2 kiss her ass… Nd so does ev1 else who hates them… So wat if they wear make up nd weaves its better than gettin plastic surgery nd its true so face it she’s the hottest chick n the game… even Jayz said it… so chill out nd quit hatin… its useless she dont care 1 way r the other as long as shes makin money…
July 10, 2009 at 10:54 am
i meant energy…
July 10, 2009 at 1:11 pm
ROTFL@ everyone!!! I love everyone’s comments..can’t stop LLS!!
July 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm
well said @ HAD 2 SET EM STRAIGHT!
July 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Of course she cares…otherwise she wouldn’t be wasting her precious time responding to everyone’s comments about her adoring big sis..Nobody’s ‘hating’ on these illiterate bimbos..I personally find them to be rather amusing..but as for wasting ‘energy’ hatin on either one..HA!!
July 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I could just see her rolling her neck around like that mean something.
July 11, 2009 at 12:11 am
LMAO. Wow, was she suppose to be imposing a threat??? And of course she would defend her sister. The saying is “If you can’t beat em, join em”. She is so pathetic career-wise, so she has no choice but to hop on her sister’s bandwagon like everyone else does (unfortunately). I won’t even say anything negative about Bey. Her fans take it sooo personal and I may have to sleep with one eye open tonite. LOL.
July 11, 2009 at 5:23 am
@ lowridaz… how can u call sum1 a hood rat that has more money than u… i bet she can buy u out of ur apt wit her pocket change… get ur money up shawty nd get ur hatin down… smh!!!
July 11, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Personally… I don’t care for Solange’s singing/personality either. BUT
If you came at my sister incorrectly you would have to fall your ASS back (that’s just family)!
But Bey needs no defense… those who like her pay her bills and those who don’t…
She still living. IMO
October 1, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I Could Careless About Either On Of Them They Both Suck !~?*