Akon’s Baby Mama Wants His Ass Served
Posted by Media Outrage on July 13, 2009
It seems The Dark Knight was one of the billions of men who forgot to pull out while inside the warm wet smushy. And now? His baby moms wants to get paid.
Via TMZ:
Akon made a baby with a woman who now wants him to make child support payments — but she claims the only thing he does better than sing is hide from process servers.
S Sara Coleman’s lawyer, Patrick Baghdaserians, has been desperately trying to serve Akon — even at Michael Jackson’s memorial — but so far no luck.
Akon has already taken a paternity test — and it was a match! The kid is 6 months old.
Akon’s lawyer gave us the following statement:
“Akon has taken responsibility and has been extremely cooperative and proactive in handling this private matter. Paternity was only established just over 30 days ago. Since the case was filed outside of Georgia jurisdiction, where he is a legal resident, Akon is currently in the process of engaging counsel in California and will continue to handle this matter in a timely manner.“
Mediaoutrage- Yea looks like Akon and them are trying to hit her with the old Smash and Run.
Atlanta said
Damn, it aint like he is broke. Dont he own a diamond mine in Africa?
Dickwell Thrust said
At the Micheal Jackson Memorial?!?!?
You wouldnt find him there…everyone had on all black and the lights were dim…
You wouldnt see him in those settings….EASY CAMOUFLAGE!!
Alliswell5 said
LOL at the comments up top!
WOW!!….I never thought the law would try to serve papers at a funeral…they dead wrong…literally!! (no disrespect to M.J.)
Peace
lio said
THAT NIGGA HAS A BABY ?!?
truly23 said
lmao@DT They just overlooked the brotha huh??? lmao still…
MissTX85 said
Lmao @ DT! Swear I was sitting here thinking, how did they expect they was gon’ find his black ass at MJ’s memorial?
And yeah he definitely on some smash and run shit!! But they are wrong for trying to serve papers to somebody at a funeral. That ain’t cool at all.
Smurfette said
@MissTX85 how is that not cool! If he runnin they need to get him anyway they can! F#%$ that! I would have his ass served at his manager’s son’s Bar Mitvah! Run me my money! Lmao!
Smurfette said
Sorry, I meant “Bar Mitzvah”!
MissTX85 said
^^^^What the…?! Where you been all day?! LOL!
But what if he was really grieving or something? That’s not nice to serve him like that! LOL! But I get you. She need her money.
Smurfette said
I feel u, TX. But serving aint never nice! And it aint nice how he duckin and dodgin!
Oh yea, I had to work all day long! Mondays is brutal! Lol
lowridaz said
he need to stand his pathetic ass up and be a man and take care of that baby, stop dodging the mother and think about the kid, damn shame, he dont want the mom to get her hands on his money, but he gonna pay one way or the other, its a shame when the judge has to step in and make a grown man pay, get your black ass in the light and take care of that baby you made you bastard
Unkle Death said
Child support-the fuckin’ you get for the fuckin’ you got lol.
I thought Darkman was on top of his shit but I guess I was wrong.
This nigga looks like the shadow OF a shadow.
Ms. E said
LMAO @ everyone
I still can’t believe some broad let his Darth Vader looking tale knock her up!! I don’t care how much money this dude is worth….him and his light saber are coming no where near me