How To Suck Yo Man’s Penis The Right Way And Make Him See Ghandi!!!
Posted by Media Outrage on July 15, 2009
Many relationships suffer because one mate is not being pleased in the bedroom. It takes more than good sex to keep a man’s attention from straying. Yes, there is that age old cliche, that says “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.” Well we’re here to tell you that not only is that not true but it’s complete bullshyte! The way to a man’s heart, money, cars and that coveted ENGAGEMENT RING, is through his damn Love Tool. Ladies, simple and plain, you must suck his Dick like you have leukemia and his sperm is the cure for Cancer!
Many women avoid giving fellatio because they think they will be labeled instant HOES. And you will if you’re like 20 and blowing the entire Philadelphia Eagles squad in your living room, but not if you’re in a commited relationship with a man you love.
Okay Ladies let’s get down to the steps to giving your man a successful Blow Job so when he leaves your house all he’s thinking about is RETURNING and not running into the arms of some other skeeza heffa who’s willing to do it the right way!
1. Women should know that every man looks forward to getting his dome rattled and sucked like a Orek Vaccum. Any man that says “it’s not really a big deal darlin’, I love you regardless” is lying his black, white, spanish, Asian, Red Ass off! So ladies knowing is half the battle right? Exactly.
2. It should be done erotically. It is every man’s good pleasure, while watching a movie on the couch with you, to also watch you unbuckle his belt, unzip his jeans, and slide on your knees and politely begin kissing his pelvic region.
3. Once you have the love tool in close proximity to your mouth, begin to gently kiss the head region while laying a little bit of tongue on it also.
4. Then place the P*nis in your warm mouth and proceed to go up and down in a slow motion. Providing his d*ck with up and down stimulation will cause an instant undeniable erection.
5. Start sucking that thing like it has the winning lottery numbers in it.
6. Allow him to grab your hair and push your head down if that is his fantasy. Resisting this is a turnoff and sure way to get choked to death!
7. Jerk his tool while sucking it.
8. Play with the balls, they are not there for nothing. It’s a TEAM game! They want some playing time also!
9. While jerking his p*nis, go down to those nether regions and start licking and sucking his balls. This will most certainly cause some his eye balls to start doing jumping jacks.
10. Now here is a word that women HATE to read or hear…..DEEPTHROAT! Every guy loves the feeling of his cock being completely submerged in a woman’s warm juicy mouth like the titanic. Every man yearns to feel the tip of his tool at the back of your throat. That provides the ULTIMATE SENSATION and PLEASURE! Don’t worry about GAGGING because that is a sign to your man that you are giving it all you got! While he doesn’t wish to take you to the hospital because you’re having a choking attack he still wants you to gag-to-death, so to speak.
11. Last and final tip….When he is close to ejaculating please don’t make him finish anywhere outside of your MOUTH! That is so trifling lol. Once he gives you that signal that he’s about to explode like a vulcanic eruption, then that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.
We will be back with a man’s guide on how to eat p*ssy at a later time…..
For now just soak that in folks….
July 15, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Wow. I mean im over here turned on, without a man in sight! Damn!
July 15, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Best Article Ever…I’m Printing this one out and sending it to every female I know, starting first with my main squeeze, then my jump-offs.
More Articles like this could stop Global Warming and this fixed ass Recession.
July 15, 2009 at 3:36 pm
@Dickwell Thrust Jr, are u DT, or someone else?
July 15, 2009 at 3:38 pm
MO, we must be telekinetic because I was just writing this shit on twitter….
You touched on a few points, But a woman (Black Women) sometimes have timid reactions to the whole SWALLOWING thing.
We as black men must reassure our women that drinking a “DNA PROTEIN SHAKE” is not only healthy, but its apart of this complete breakfast full of Vitamins and Minerals for a sista day!
I mean, you look at some woman’s skin completion, Do you honestly believe that is from just using Carol’s Daughter? HELL NO! That’s the “Straight Pipe rocket fuel” glowing radiantly on her skin!!!
Finally Ladies, allowing your mate to blast off in your mouth like NASA’s Apollo is nothing to be ashamed of. You must think to yourself….
“If it’s healthy like Dickwell said, Why not try it!”
Believe me my woman was scared at first, but then after I shot her mouth up like a laser beam from Ghostbusters, she was all for it!
Try it next time for the ladies who dont swallow…
July 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
lmao! wow..
July 15, 2009 at 4:34 pm
All I have to say is:
Cho:
Some man say dem a rider but dem a slip saddle
An claim say dem a dally but dem a wiggle waggle
So dem want yuh bend gal dont help dem out
Gal dont gaggle
An if yuh buck dem a road an dem a buss maggle
Just chat dem wid yuh fren gal an giggle
Cause a yuh have the upper hand right yah now
Gal yuh never gaggle
1. Yuh never gaggle suh him caan tell himfren nutten
A him flop himself and dat a big suppen
Tek on big heavy wuck an nuh know nutten
Check say yuh soft, yuh nearly wine off him suppen
Bwoy see di meat an start dream bout mutton
Mouth get watery an a move like glutton
Slerp pass yuh neck a stray pass yuh belly button
Bwoy what a suppen, yes what a suppen
Cho
2. Now him tail between him leg like shame dog
Him feel like one a di dead dem dung a morgue
A whey him pick up dat dey habbit dey, a must abroad
But wi nuh support dem things dey dung a yard
Sey him know di bashment but him a big fraud
Cause him have up the flex of a retard
Long time him under table a eat hard
Now mi have him like a puppet pon a piece a cord
Cho
3. Now all a di gal dem whey never guh dung
no man never yuh throat wid cum
Bwoy waan get it freaky till him haffi run
Dem nuh have di skill fi handle wi
Caan even stan up when dem si dung
Wi nuh like how dem bwoy dey have fun
Bwoy a voice off a whole a album
Dem tune caan play pon wi station.
Now u guyz can RIP ME A NEW ONE. LMAO!!!
July 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Whoooooooooa!!!!
July 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Well I’ll be damned!! MO where this come from?! LOL!!
Anywho though, I been had all that shit down! Just need a man who’ll act right. Cause even when we do all that, them mothafuckas still act up! But it’s all good!
And yeah ya’ll better post that ‘Pussy Eating Guide’ up!
Like I said before, giving head is strenuous jaw exercise. Dudes need to be properly schooled on how to get the pussy eating right! Have me giving my all and his ass can’t get the licky, licky right! Ain’t that a bitch?!
July 15, 2009 at 5:03 pm
69 F#ck that, Give me a 68 and i’ll owe u one
and if ur a good boy i’ll let u 72 :rofl:
Want ur dicks licked, but u don’t know how to trEAT a P#ssy? Not because it ’s called “Pussy Eating” mean u got to chew. WTF?!?!
A man might stay if he gets head
but WILL stray if ur bad in bed
trEAT me right fellas, Peace♥.
July 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I took notes for when I’m in a committed about to marry relationship. Again, why swallow???? It’s like blowing my nose and swallowing that mess. I don’t think I even want him to ejaculate in my mouth. I’ve read article that say to let him ejaculate in your mouth and secretly spit it out. I don’t think I can do that, what does it taste like??? What if I throw up on him that would be a bigger turn off.
July 15, 2009 at 5:31 pm
@ Jolie
Your not going to throw up! Alot of women feel that way and I promise you will not throw up. Men should be talking to their women like I talk to mine about doing it.
July 15, 2009 at 5:33 pm
MO I just popped in to say that your staff HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLASS to even write such an article. How is this news? There must be a bunch of PIGS up in your offices.
I really would not be surprised if DT is a GHOST WRITER for this site because this is something his TASTELESS narrow-MINDED ass would compose.
I’m out!
July 15, 2009 at 5:37 pm
WomenR2BRespected…..
Gotta love this ho. You really do. You have to love someone that can swing on my nuts like a Little Tyke playset and comment on this so-called “narrow-minded” Story.
Sweetheart, Im no Ghostwriter. If I wrote it it would have been more XXX rated than you can imagine. But thanks anyway for the compliment “Ho-tart” and ill keep you in my prayers!
July 15, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I picked the wrong damn day to visit M.O. LOL LOL! WTF? is this…LMAO! I know good and well DT had something to do with this! LOL
July 15, 2009 at 5:42 pm
LMAO! @ dt
MO you guys be coming with the RAW stuff LOL. Love it though. Great guide but I don’t need it. I handle my own as I feel most women probably do. And plus every man is different, so not every man is going to enjoy the same kind of fellatio you know what I mean?
Swallowing is only right if you’re with someone you love. It’s not going to kill you nor does it taste all that bad. Oh and how much and well a woman DEEPTHROATS depends on how long and thick her man’s dick is. sorry. but great post, I like how yall switch it up and the article made me laugh.
July 15, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Lmbao!!!!! @ MO…..Hilarious!
LMAO @
5. Start sucking that thing like it has the winning lottery numbers in it.
6. Allow him to grab your hair and push your head down if that is his fantasy. Resisting this is a turnoff and sure way to get choked to death!
7. Jerk his tool while sucking it.
8. Play with the balls, they are not there for nothing. It’s a TEAM game! They want some playing time also!
9. While jerking his p*nis, go down to those nether regions and start licking and sucking his balls. This will most certainly cause some his eye balls to start doing jumping jacks.
10. Now here is a word that women HATE to read or hear…..DEEPTHROAT! Every guy loves the feeling of his cock being completely submerged in a woman’s warm juicy mouth like the titanic. Every man yearns to feel the tip of his tool at the back of your throat. That provides the ULTIMATE SENSATION and PLEASURE! Don’t worry about GAGGING because that is a sign to your man that you are giving it all you got! While he doesn’t wish to take you to the hospital because you’re having a choking attack he still wants you to gag-to-death, so to speak.
11. Last and final tip….When he is close to ejaculating please don’t make him finish anywhere outside of your MOUTH! That is so trifling lol. Once he gives you that signal that he’s about to explode like a vulcanic eruption, then that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.
July 15, 2009 at 5:48 pm
That swallowing bullsh*t is for the birds…
July 15, 2009 at 6:23 pm
LOL @ the comments above!
Great article MO!!…I’m definetly going to place a copy of this on my girl’s pillow
tonight….Laminated and everything!!!…lol
One
July 15, 2009 at 6:29 pm
LOL @ ALLISWELL5
July 15, 2009 at 6:50 pm
@DT
I can’t promise I won’t throw up, but to be on the safe side I will buy some aloe and practice swallowing the get to see if I can get it down. You think that will help???
July 15, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I aint swallowing shit…. He better be glad i am on point with curling his toes and exciting his d*ck with the toys in my mouth. As for the eating Pu**y do’s and don’ts coming soon. MO make it as soon as tomorrow,otherwise I will think all the women on your staff are gone for the week.
DT I believe you had something to do with this post,with your gutter mind
July 15, 2009 at 7:02 pm
TMI for me
July 15, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Jolie…
Just practice by drinking some thick regular milk. Thats what It looks like anyway.
July 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm
what the hell is that telling me that i dont know, please, me and my love been together for 22 years, and still going at it strong in every way possible, why the hell would i need to read on anything, its natural for me, 22 years are not for nothing, thaz why mamma rocking the fat rock!
July 15, 2009 at 7:13 pm
trust me he swallowing the fruit juice just as well as me, thas a two way street. we got this , nothing that post up there can tell me about my husband or myself!
July 15, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@ Lowridaz … 22 years? … unless you guys are high school, shoot pre school sweet♥s…that pic doesn’t add up. :0
U scanned it from ur year book didn’t u? lol
July 15, 2009 at 7:50 pm
no sweeti I did not scan anything, i look young for my age, guess its a blessing that run in the family, my grandmom is 92 and still get around, cook 3 meals a day, do her own shopping, its all in the genes, and yes 22 years!
July 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm
by the way, im not ashamed of my age at all i am 39 and knocking 40 in the head. and loving it, and yes i look young for my age, people dont think im the age i am. its a blessing!
July 15, 2009 at 7:58 pm
@Jolie, the best thing to do is suck his d%$! Really good, tell him to tell u when he bout to cum. Then, right when he comes, keep a lil spit in yo mouth, stop sucking and keep your lips and mouth on the head. Be very still letting it shoot in your mouth, not down your throat. After he is done, hold your breath, and take a big gulp. Then remove your mouth from the d%$!. You won’t even taste it.
Maybe a lil aftertaste will linger but chase that wit soda, or other drink
Now this is how I’ve, ahem, heard u do it! Lol
July 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm
@lowridaz … **passes pressure pill* chill,
I always thought u were ‘youngin’ like me, my zoom feature doesn’t offer a high res pic of u so i just use my eyes. lol
Either way u look good, no shame in ‘knocking 40′, i like old people.lol
Congrats!! on 22 years of marriage, a long life and lasting marriage is definately a ‘blessing’.
July 15, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Ms. Behave you are off the chain lol.
Smurfette You need to get in a prayer line right now LOL.
July 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm
MO first of all congrats on writing another masterpiece. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for this timeless tome.
Smurfette you bout to make a nigga take a leave of absence from work and hit 95 north going like 150 mph.
My latest conquest (White Jawn at work) is a PRO! Man I’ve shot so much sperm down her throat that I still wanted her to take a pregnancy test.
July 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm
@MO, I was just passin along info I have heard from my girlfriends! I don’t do stuff like this! Lol
July 15, 2009 at 8:12 pm
@MM, don’t play! U know once u cross the GW u only 50 minutes away! That’s if u drive like I do!! Lol
July 15, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Oh word? So wait you live in Conneticut or NY?
July 15, 2009 at 8:19 pm
*Punching state coordinates into GPS system and buying the 150 pack of Magnums from Sams while typing*
July 15, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Im in Connecticut all day! And you a hell of a multitasker if u punchin in the coordinates and swipin yo card for them Magnums! Lol
*Glad he aint say regular Trojans!! Whew!
July 15, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@DT Great advice, I would have never thought of regular thick milk.
@Smurfette
Thanks for the advice,
I’m a good girl myself, I won’t do stuff like that either just curious on how it’s done.
July 15, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@ MO… Yeah smurfette is so whats the word u used (((scrolls up)), yeah ‘trifling’ to not swallow.
I wish a mofo’ would try and put his peen in my mouth, i would ‘cut it off’ faster than Lorena Bobbitt and throw that shit out the window.
P#ssy: “Ms. Behave, do u eat?”
Ms.Behave: ” Yes mofo’,but not meat or ur stink dick, cause i’m vegetarian”. ((b#tch slap))
P#ssy (rubbing jaw): do u swallow?
Ms.Behave: “sure, i do”. (grabs dick,smell [it has to pass smell test], puts in mouth, caress with lips, smother with saliva, F#ck even DEEP-THROAT that shit, bite on tip [mofo screams] *don’t give a fuck* ,MMM tasty, start chewing, MM dick is very delicious, SWALLOW, chew until mofo has ‘nothing’ like a white guy. I guess i can say with a resounding YES!! that i do EAT under the sheet.
I do like to run a MARATHAN on a DICKWELL THRUST, but if a mofo puts his dick anywhere near my mouth, it will despair faster than 10 burgers infront of Aretha Franklin or Naomi Campbell’s Hairline.
July 15, 2009 at 8:31 pm
@Jolie, yea I no u a good girl! *wink
I was just tellin u what I HEARD!
@Missbehave, on some Jeffrey Dahmer ish!! Lol
July 15, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Ms Behave….
..You wont need to smell it..
…Cause when I Jackhammer you like a NY Construction worker you’re sense of smell will be completely destroyed along with your Spinal Cavity!
July 15, 2009 at 8:38 pm
This woman is TRASH no other words for it evidently she wasnt doing something right didnt Bill M leave her ass.Any skilled black lady shouldve hooked him like deep sea fishing dont listen to her bullshit just trying to sale books.
July 15, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Lol @ dt
July 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Vjbstelo, huh?
July 15, 2009 at 8:42 pm
@ DT, thats why i smell before. lol…unless, u start f#cking in sleep, then i won’t have a choice or chance ROFL!!
Hey–while F#cking, “you can do whatever u like”. In case u don’t remember I’m a SADIST, so pain is PLEASURE to me.
July 15, 2009 at 8:45 pm
@Smurfette … REPOST —> Vjbstelo, huh? LMAO!!!
Either he has shit he wants to vent about, this MOFO is CRAZY. LOL …Or maybe he just put it in wrong post.
@ MO please delete post and save ‘Vjbstelo’ the embarrasement. ROFFLMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
July 15, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Evidently Vjbstelo talkin bout Karrine Steffens, but im still confused!
Can I get a hint, a clue, a lifeline? As to what post u was meanin to put yo comment in?
July 15, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Lmao!! Yea Smurfe she came in on the post probably thinking she was on another site! LMBAO!
But Smurf back to our business….
Magnums and only magnums for me.
July 15, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Oh and Smurfette you lookin’ like you’re holdin’ them DD’s lol. That’s what Im talking bout!
I’d tear your pretty ass up like an eviction notice.
July 15, 2009 at 8:57 pm
ANYONE can wear a MAGNUM, but ONLY a FEW FIT IT…True word!
July 15, 2009 at 9:00 pm
@MM, must BE wrong website! Lol
But yea, back to the Magnums, I love em! If a dude cant fill up a magnum, he can’t fill up my………………… well u get it! Lol
July 15, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Eviction notice, huh? Lmao!
July 15, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Yea I’d beat that thang up like an adolescent gang initiation.
Oh i fill out the mags now. Been filling them out for years. Nothing but gold wrappers for me.
July 15, 2009 at 9:12 pm
She came up in here brolic lol telling the superhead story without reading the article. It’s cool Im sure we have all done that.
July 15, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I stop wearing mags because im in a relationship and they break to easy.
I like the Hefty cinch sacks or the whole role of Glad plastic wraps when I was out there….WORKS SPLENDIDLY!
July 15, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Damn, just damn! Okay I gotta go handle some business! Be back later! Lol
July 15, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Dont handle none of that other business till a nigga get up to CN lol
July 15, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Oops meant CT lol
July 15, 2009 at 9:17 pm
@ DT… “I stop wearing mags because im in a relationship and they break to easy”… AWW!! isn’t that cute, cute enough to F3CK. lol
July 15, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Oh, not THAT type of business! Im goin to wait for you to get here fore I do all that!! Lol
July 15, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Damn ya’ll is nasty! LOL!! j/k
But I can see this gon’ turn out like that other post!
MO, I think ya’ll some undercover freaks looking for more ideas to had to you already freaky arsenal! LMAO!!
So um Smurf, that’s how you HEARD it was done?! Hmm…okay! **giving yo ass the side eye** LOL!
July 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm
@MissTX See, u givin me the side eye cuz u thought I left! I aint leave yet, nucca! Lol I see yo ass!
Okay, im gone for real! Check yall later!
*still thinkin bout MM and that eviction notice
July 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Magnums?! Hefty sacks?! Whole rolls of Glad plastic wrap?!
Damn! Ya’ll ain’t playing!
July 15, 2009 at 9:34 pm
DT, u not wearing none also explain why u are ‘expecting ur second boy” lol.
July 15, 2009 at 10:31 pm
All tips I already know. But nearly choking from his dick, it’s not as fun or easy as you think guys.
But to the women PLEASE SWALLOW. It really isn’t as bad as you think. I wouldn’t want to finish it any other way.
**calling my man over now**
July 15, 2009 at 10:58 pm
THAT ‘S RIGHT ..SWALLOW THAT SHIT…!! AND FELLAS YOU HAVE TO LICK THAT PUSSY TOO…
July 16, 2009 at 12:11 am
Damn Lio! Where u stay!?
*packin my bags
July 16, 2009 at 12:26 am
DT, u wrote this didn’t u????
I’m glad to hear that I’m doing what I’m supposed to, but then again, he already told me….
I’m hoping the man’s guide to oral sex for women will be written by a WOMAN. If not, I’d like to volunteer.
July 16, 2009 at 12:37 am
Lol @ MoneAlicia
DT had nothing to do with this article. It was a staff thing. Our gift to you lol.
July 16, 2009 at 12:38 am
Nah MO please let MoneAlicia write it with her FLY ASS! LOL
Im interested to see if she’ll be able to expound on anything that I already DONT DO OR KNOW.
July 16, 2009 at 12:41 am
Oh and Smurfette i really do be tearin’ shit up LOL.
Marathon_Mania ain’t just a Username! lol
That’s like my government out in these streets with these chicks.
Im talking 2 straight hours of hard dick fucking with no sign of me bustin a nut in sight! lol They be beggin for me to just bust but nah I likes to beat it up like a first round Tyson fight
July 16, 2009 at 1:04 am
LMAO @ ALL THE COMMENTS!! ^^
Yea MO you need to do a guide on licking the…ahem* (excuse my french) PUSSY! Im tryin to bust a nut too!! lol
July 16, 2009 at 1:25 am
MO this is not a gift,a gift will be when you drop the info for men. Women are always game. Men can come up short. If I want my ovaries sucked out I would have a hysterectomy…. So please hurry up with that guide. While you at it write one on How to slow stroke a woman and sensuous foreplay.
July 16, 2009 at 1:32 am
MM u’d be surprised. Alot of men THINK they know what they’re doing. I might teach u a thing or too.
July 16, 2009 at 1:47 am
LOL @ Smurfette, damn straight I go down too, I love it. If it’s clean I’LL EAT IT..it’s a 2 way street fellas …
July 16, 2009 at 2:05 am
MAN’S GUIDE TO ORAL SEX FOR WOMEN
1. GENTLY PULL UP HER PANTIES SO SHE CAN HAVE A CAMEL TOE, AND SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER PANTIES
2. START CARESSING HER PUSSY LIPS WITH YOUR FINGERS
3. MAKE SPREAD HER LEGS, AND START LICKING HER THIGHS, A GOOD SPOT IS BEING THE KNEES
4. PUT YOUR FINGER BETWEEN HER PUSSY LIPS, AND SLOWLY GO UP AND DOWN ( NO PENETRATION), SHE’LL START TO BE WET ..EHEHEH
5. START LICKING HER PUSSY LIPS COUNTER CLOCKWISE, AND WITH YOUR THUMB GENTLY RUB HER CLIT
6. ONCE SHE NICE AND WET , PENETRATE HER WITH ONE OR TWO FINGERS (NO FISTING)IN AND OUT, AND RUB HER CLIT IN A CIRCULAR MOTION WITH THE TIP OF YOU TONGUE
*** AT ONE POINT YOU GONNA STAR HAVING CRAMPS IN YOUR HANDS, SO JUST SWITCH
7. CONTINUE WITH #6 INSTRUCTION UNTIL SHE CUMS. ONCE DONE, SHE’LL BE VERY SENSIBLE AROUND THAT AREA, SO LEAVE THE CLIT ALONE. INSTEAD GIVE HER ONE LAST LICK IN THE AREA BETWEEN HER PUSSY AND HER THIGH, THEY LOVE IT..
THERE YOU GO, YES, I’M A FREAK…..COMMENTS ARE VERY WELCOME..AHAHAH LOL
July 16, 2009 at 2:14 am
that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.
This entire thread is pure comedy. The visual I got with this…Lord!
July 16, 2009 at 2:23 am
@MM damn two hours!? I get tired after an hour!! Lmao! Don’t know it I can hang but I try!
@Lio, I see yo instructions up there! Is that how u do it? Cuz if it is, im goin to put this already packed bag in the car!! Next stop Lio’s! Unless I see MM on the way! Lmao!!!!
July 16, 2009 at 2:32 am
LOL !
July 16, 2009 at 3:43 am
Listen, i cant wait until MO drops it for men
July 16, 2009 at 5:24 am
ITs not 2 hours all the time but can make it last if i need to.
July 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
OMG…my mouth is opened wide I can’t believe MO placed this on here!!!
These are very excellent tips…let me find out MO has got some freaks up there writing stuff..LOL!!!
July 16, 2009 at 3:09 pm
@ Smurfette – I use to mess with this dude that would go for like 6 hours..boy was I tired!!! I couldn’t feel my legs for a week!!
July 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@ MM – LOL, you should call me!! Two hours is fine with me..but we’d have to eat and take a nap then go two more hours!!
July 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Ms. E you’re so pretty that I’d give you the LONG DONG STROKE till you looked like a Whoopi Goldberg BODY DOUBLE!
July 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Oh and the white woman I work with is draining all my skeet from me! after last night I don’t even think my two little round fellas are even able to manufacture any more soldiers! She drank about a gallon of nut! And then got up and fixed me some hamburgers. I tappped that ass like a Sammy Davis Jr concert. Must admit this shit is good! She built like a sista from the motherland, every time I fuck her i sware I hear congo drums
July 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Lmao! @ MM “I tappped that ass like a Sammy Davis Jr concert. Must admit this shit is good! She built like a sista from the motherland, every time I fuck her i sware I hear congo drums”
LOL
July 17, 2009 at 4:41 am
I can not put un-edible things in my mouth ..I just can’t
July 17, 2009 at 5:16 am
@Lacy … have fun being single for the rest of your life then. And pass the good lookin brothas wit a dick that can make me speak in tongue this way.
July 17, 2009 at 5:21 am
I’ll have you speaking in so many tounge’s you will be able to speak 30 languages Quiet_gurl85
July 17, 2009 at 5:21 am
MO this article is PURE COMEDY LOL.
You’re not telling me anything I don’t know. Enjoyed the laugh
though. Gagging on a nice thick long dick is the only way to
do it. Why spit it out? For what?
July 17, 2009 at 5:21 am
Cutie, you make me want to come home soooo bad!!!
July 17, 2009 at 5:25 am
Oh yea you’re from Jersey right? DT I would have you abandoning
all of your morals and ethics lol trying to keep up with me.
A pretty face, nice shape, flat-stomach, an ass you could set
a glass of wine on, and probably the best p*ssy you’ve ever
had in your life is a recipe for you being WHIPPED.
July 17, 2009 at 5:30 am
@DT uuuuhhhh huuuuuuh. I’m startin to think you’re all talk. Lol kidding of course
July 17, 2009 at 5:40 am
Cutie..
You couldnt whip me even if you had a fork and I was standing in a bowl!!!
I’ll knock that thick ass into a Nicole Richie’s thong! People will think you are Michelle from Destiny’s Child
July 17, 2009 at 5:47 am
DT you’re funny lol. Men do a lot of talking and then get in between those sheets and start purring like newborn kittens.
July 17, 2009 at 5:53 am
I’ll purr alright….
Like Lion-O from the Thundercats and my shit grows like the sword of Omens! All you’ll see is my eyes turn green and a big ass cat signal cumming out yo ass!
July 17, 2009 at 5:59 am
LMAO!
July 17, 2009 at 5:59 am
@quiet_gurl85…just let me know how it feels to have HERPES on your tongue when your done..
July 18, 2009 at 1:07 am
I was all in until yall starting talking that swallowing bulls*it…NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
July 18, 2009 at 1:32 am
@Lacy…sweetie pie u can catch herpes other ways then suckin on a dick. And you let me know how it feels to be alone lol
July 22, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Yea!!!!! It told sum off tha basic… but dats sumthin I already knew. But u also gotta suck tha tip of tha mans penis go reallll slowww n gently. N pay attention 2 movements he do whn u r suckin his dick cuz dat mite b his spot. So dat way u can already kno….
July 27, 2009 at 5:02 am
MsBehave,
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SAYING, OR TRYING TO SAVE. Some bitch comes toward me talking like that and I’m certainly going to call a preiest or an exorcist.
July 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm
@MarlaPrimp → Hahahah.
In short, if u put the dick in my mouth prepare for it to be ’swallowed’, and i’m not talking about protein shake, the entire thing.
But i will take the priest and exorcist though, u never know when i will need a ‘healing’. lol
July 28, 2009 at 11:34 pm
LOL omg dat was the funniest truest thing I eva read LOL>
August 11, 2009 at 2:47 am
I wish i had caught this while it was fresh…. Unhappy women (in relationships) aren’t polishing dome working the shaft or downing the gravy Cuz men take care of their loves that do. If you happy and you dont do any of that you might wanna check the call logs
August 12, 2009 at 12:13 am
ima beat my dick right in my gurl’s face tonight while reading this article!
August 30, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Yeah , I feel ya Mac I can take it in the face but not down the throat, fuck that!!! It ain’t happin…..My man is truly satisfied and I know how to suck a mean cock and don’t swallow now WHAT curls toes and sheets held on to for dear life it feels so good, but why swallow the goods? THat is a nasty fuckin hoe plain and simple.
September 21, 2009 at 6:42 am
thank you soooooo much beautiful article and really helpfull
October 19, 2009 at 1:36 pm
ALL YOU BITCHES ARE SICK….
October 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Pattie shut the fuck up and go suck a dick!
October 28, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I love sucking , but my husband dont let me making anything, i dont know what a my doing , i love suckng
October 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm
any one need sucking????? i need more , fuck of my husband
November 17, 2009 at 5:46 am
dam i realy want to deepthroat a hard one now