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How To Eat Your Woman's P*ssy So Good That She Starts Speaking Ancient Hebrew

Posted by Media Outrage on August 10th, 2009

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We already told the ladies how to give their men proper fellatio, so good that their toes play hop-scotch.  Well now, as promised, we’re back with the tutoring guide for all those men lacking in the p*ssy eating department, and we know it’s a lot of you muthaf*kas! 

There are some men that walk around thinking, that if they just keep their woman laced in the flyest ish, like, Gucci, Prada, Coach and keep their hair did (yes we said hair did), nails done, toes painted, and in all types of sparkling stones, that they’ve got it made in the relationship shade.  Uh, gotta give you a big NO on that one.  Women, like, men, are very sensual creatures.  They like to be loved, talked to, caressed, held and f**ked so hard from the back, that they need a spinal replacement.  But what women really love, is to see their man hit their knees and wrap her thighs around his shaven head.

So lets get into the appropriate way to eat the smushy!  Follow us on in here….

Brothers, your woman wants to get the sex poppin’ but also desires to feel a lot of tongue.  So if you’re not doing it, you best believe that on her lunch break some anaconda-tongued n*gga named Jamal, with a big-ass gap, IS!

1.  Fellas when you’re chilling with your woman and things are starting to get a little heated under the collar, sometimes its best to just eat it, rather than beat it.  Being able to make your woman cum with your mouth is an added bonus, and it might just get you that coveted grill-cheese sammich!

2.  You should gently kiss her ear, then make your way down her neck and belly-button.  When you reach that yellow brick road of pelvic-hair, continue and gently rub your face all between her thighs.  Let her know that you’re enjoying pleasing her.  That’s the most important rule of thumb.  If you enjoy doing it, most likely you’re going to be willing to pull out all the stops to ensure she cums harder than a n*gga doing life in prison at a congical visit.

3. Proceed to utilize your tongue by licking the clitoris.  This is the MOST sensitive area down there.  Proper and constant erotic stimulation of the clitoris will have your woman harlem-shaking it out on them sheets.  Once again, fellas, familiarize yourselves with this body-part….the clitoris, it is your friend!

4.  Give her a little tongue inside the vagina just to let it know you’re down there.  As she continues to moisten you might want to use a finger or two very gently!  Being a man and having knife long dirty ass fingernails while poking your woman to death, is not her idea of SEXY at all! 

5.  Carress her thighs while you’re putting your mouth to use in her vagina.  Allow and encourage her to wrap them around your head and neck.  Look up at her while eating it and gage her reactions.  Some things feel way better than others.  You’ll be able to read those, by her facial expressions, moans and general instructions from her, like; lick it slower, now faster, faster, faster, faster muthaf*cka!!!!

6.  Stick your tongue all-the-way in her vagina and let her insides feel you.  Then get back to the clitoris and using your fingers, spread the lips open so that the clitoris is completely defensless and EXPOSED! 

7.  Once the clitoris is exposed, lick that sucka like it had super powers contained in it. 

8. As you lick it, it will GROW.  You will feel it expanding and getting larger.  That is what you want!  You want to put it in your mouth and massage it with your lips fellas.  Gently rubbing your teeth over it will do the trick also.  Just be very gentle with that!

9.  By this time the lower half of your grill piece should be wetter than hurricane Katrina.  You might even want to flip the script and allow her to sit on your face and proceed to ride your mouth.  That will give excellent sensation to her. 

10.  No matter what  you do, don’t abandon your post of eating that smushy, until she’s came and came and came again.  If you can make a woman experience multiple orgasms, she’ll love you forever!  While you’re licking and still giving the clitoris extra attention, and you hear her say she’s about to cum, continue licking more intensely, until she nearly drowns your grill piece in her bodily juices.  This will keep YOU on her mind all day at work.  She will be excited and READY to see you as soon as she gets off and will not have went anywhere NEAR that n*gga Jamal with the GAP!  Trust and believe……

The MO staff will be back with more bedroom and romance advice in the near future……

  • http://www.myspace.com/cynthiarb cynthia

    damn…

    BRAVO MO!!!

    but for me, he can just start at #7…..it’ll be all good

  • maliamalia LOVES MO

    LOL!!!

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    having read it yet but….

    (((Singing Praises))) Hallelujah

    Thank you ‘Female MO Writer’.

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    (((Rounding up the troop)))- YIS& MSTX- abort mission, i repeat abort mission. The MO assassination was called off at 0800 hours.

    Now lets read this mofo and see if they deserve to live, lol.

  • maliamalia LOVES MO

    tahahahah

  • http://Twitter.com/Craziscorpio Gina

    *Stands up and gives MO around of applause* I need to print this out and give it to a few guys. Lol.

    Oh yea… I’m back =)

  • lowridaz

    my husband got that ON LOCK!! no need for me to read that… he got that!!

  • http://twitter.com/CrystalShine crystalshine

    Now Im horny at work! Thanks M.O.

  • http://twitter.com/Dickwell_Thrust Dickwell Thrust

    Thanks for printing my article MO…. Since Im already world renowned for eating pussy like an Ethiopian at a Thanksgiving dinner table, Im glad to see my work in print.

    I believe all woman should be satisfied, because a satisfied woman will suck a dick so sweet that my balls will catch DIABETES! Every man should be eating fur burgers because my tongue will have a woman cutting the grass in 98 degree weather and speaking Hebrew in a baptist church!

  • Jolie

    Wow, I wish I had a man to do that to me. Now I’m freaking horny with no man to satify me, GREAT.

    • jhosttin

      i can im a pro

  • Blakmaine

    I don’t do that mo don’t need to. And a lot brothers I know don’t eat p*ssy the only way I would consider doing it if the woman is my wifey .

  • http://www.myspace.com/cuz Ms

    WOW, i cannot read this at work!!
    You know what a LOT of “brothers” dont know HOW!!! a man has to WANT to satisfy his woman, when a man WANTS to, a woman can tell, if a man is hesistant at all… id rather he not try and i would rather go to sleep, its that bad when a man does not desire it.

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    Shut yo mouth and shoot me!! Well it’s about damn time!!

    Go and eat me some bacon and toast and I come back to this! I’m so proud of you guys MO!!

    And ya’ll pretty much got it right! But I ain’t a mushy, mushy woman, so dude need to get right to #6 for me!!

    Whew! DAMN! A few more days….

  • Cut Up

    I’m with that woman right there in the pic, you just can’t see my head. So, I’m good lol!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    @ Ms. Behave, just read what you wrote. LOL! I hope we can reach YISI before she gets to them!

    @ DT, did YOU really write this?

    @ Blakmaine, since you don’t do it, do you expect your woman to do you? Just asking cause some dudes are like that.

  • maliamalia LOVES MO

    @ Cut Up umm the woman in the picture looks kind of solo lol!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=680722869&ref=profile Ms. E

    Thank you MO for posting this…some brothers out here don’t know how to eat pu$$y right!!!

    Well, I don’t have that problem with my man..THANK GOD!!!

    Brothers, take notes if it applies to you…I once knew a dude that wanted head game but was not willing to give some to the females he dealt with…best and believe that dude is STILL SINGLE!!!! We kept telling him to step it up and learn how to use that tongue on the other set of lips!!! :P

  • Media Outrage

    @ MissTX- DT didn’t write this. This is brought to you by the talented staff of MO! :) We keep our word.

  • Marathon_Man

    That’s what my women be looking like when I start venturing down under…. And then when the 13′inch anaconda shows its head, it’s a damn seizure fest.

    Nothing wrong with eating pussy! Im a specialist.

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    Okay just checking! Even though he took a week longer than ya’ll said!

    Uh huh thought I forgot didn’t ya?! LOL!

    By the way, it’s actually GREAT when he does it and I can’t speak at all! ;-)

  • Lai’Lani

    WOW! Lmao! @ the humor in the article.

    Great read MO. About time you took care of the ladies. It’s a must. Every man should know what he’s doing down there or just stay away and not expect to get the reciprocal treatment. Yall were on point with this. Lol.

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    @ Marathon, a specialist huh?

    You in Jersey right?!

  • BadBadKitty0727

    M.O. I’m calling ya’lls a** out! It’s conjugal – not congical – WTF! Hooked on phonics and sh*t!

    @DT – LOL! “Fur burger?” For real? You pulled that sh*t from way back in the archives didn’t you?

    Let me expound a bit on this for the menfolk.

    When you licking the clit, don’t be afraid to alternate between using the full tongue for slow, sensuous licks, and tip of the tongue, for gentle flicks, like a kitten drinking milk from a bowl.

    Never, ever use teeth in any shape, form or fashion whatsoever unless you have MASTERED that, otherwise, you will get slapped upside ya head – real hard, thus ending the possibility of a nice peice of a** for yourself.

    While you down there, don’t be afraid to kung-fu grip that a** and massage!

    Put a small ice cube in your mouth, apply it directly to the clit, then melt it! The alternating warm and cool sensations is sure to give her a blast-off!

    Don’t be afraid to incorporate flavors (i.e., your favorite ice cream, chocolate, caramel, strawberry syrups, etc.). Yes, it’s messy but she’ll be more than happy to wash them sheets! This is multi-purpose – you’re satisfying her, getting to have a taste of your fav sweet AND when you come up to kiss her……

    For my girls – Be up on your va-jay-jay game! Make sure she (and the surrounding area) is trimmed-up nice and neat at all times. Hair holds odor and don’t no man wanna get down there and have to fight a damn tangled spider web before he can go to work!

    • PENN STATE RYDA

      No doubt thanks for adding that that’s why I keep my shit shaved hate to cast my lady away in the heat of the moment when she no I need her! Eating pussy is an art and it takes a real pussy eaten nasty nigga ( PENN) sexually teasing and tasting emotions (STATE) to do it correctly!!! Ill side y’all! Welcome to LA

  • Yasmine T.

    MO this is better than my sex novels lol. I forgot that annointed oil this morning. *Looking around my building for anyone named Jamal*

  • http://twitter.com/Dickwell_Thrust Dickwell Thrust

    I didnt write this I was joking. If I would have written this there would have been pics and the thousands of readers would have been fired and possibly arrested in most states.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=680722869&ref=profile Ms. E

    LLS @ BadBadKitty – I love the syrups and other flavors..I will definetly try the ice :P

    Thanks!

  • cutiewitbigbooty

    Blackmaine you still get head and refuse to eat it?

    Love it MO. There should be a-how-to book on this subject for these inexperienced men.

  • BroadStreetBully

    As long as a woman’s clean i don’t see nuffin wrong with a woman grindin’ on my chin.

  • ALLISWELL5

    I don’t mind pleasing the Kitty Kat of my lady…I love to watch, listen to, & feel her reactions!!…tends to make her squirt….but you best believe, after she gets hers, I’m squirting right back on her ass!!….lol

    Oh yeah, I’m not with the first part of #6 up top….I’ll save the wood for that!

    One

  • maliamalia LOVES MO

    aww that is cute kitty kat lol

  • http://mobile.myspace.com/premium/pictures/picturedetail.wap?friendid=216284300&useimages=True&imageid=13598692&albumid=562132&pdm=Detail&bfd=offdeckverus Smurfette

    Im wit Blakmaine, I don’t need no man to lick my kitty. Its nice and all but they don’t know how. I can xerox this article and tape it to their forehead and they still wouldn’t know how. All I need a man to do is beat it up, and if I want it licked, I will call my gurl! Lmao!

  • Cut Up

    @ maliamalia LOVES MO, “is she?” Damn, well let me read the article again then.

  • maliamalia LOVES MO

    lol well i think she is

  • ucanb2

    Funny… but true!!! KUDO’S MO!

  • http://www.twitter.com/IsntSheLovely20 Tia

    WELL DONE MO!!

  • lowridaz

    lawd hmmm

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    Man I don’t even know how to start, Ugh!!

    @ MO→ “congical visit” = Conjugal Visit. I know u guyz were rushing to get this article out cause i was on ur asses so i will let this slide, lol

    Thanx for the article, but i can definately TELL that ur ‘male writers’ did this, cause my p3ssy aint running like the NIAGRA FALLS→ A for Effort.

    @Blakmaine, i feel u a lot of guyz i know DON’T do it, but still have VERY satisfied women…a woman might get a p#ssy licker on the side, but she won’t leave a Good F3cker for an Eater, trust…plus u didn’t get ur dick for decorative purposes, use that motherf*cker!!!

    …I’ll take a Good F*cker ANYDAY over a Good Eater…If u do BOTH [properly], more props to u…But if ur going to do something might as know how to and do it PROPER…–> BRB, with “Act like a SUCKER, think like a F*CKER~ 411 on how to get ur woman to release the NIAGRA FALLS on a mofo’ written by Ple♥sure Puss

    P.S. Today is MONDAY and i have a ‘hefty’ workload, plus MONDAY BLUES, so this may take a while…

  • http://mediaoutrage brynnrock

    My husband got that down and dirty!!!! Thank God he goes long and strong both ways!!! Can’t wait to get home……

  • http://mediaoutrage brynnrock

    SPEAK UPON IT BADBADKITTY, THAT IS WHY BLACK MAN DON’T WANT TO EAT NO PUSSY…BECAUSE SOME WOMAN DON’T MAINTAIN THEIR LOVE SPOT AND IT STANKS…LIKE CHAPELLE WOULD SAY= “WOMAN, YOU STANK”!!!!! YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR LOVE SPOT CLEAN, TIGHT, AND SMELLIN RIGHT AND ANY TYPE OF GUY WILL WANT TO SUCK, FUCK TO THE BREAK OF DAWN AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN… THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THE SWEET STUFF. OH, AND WATCH WHAT YOU EAT.. wHAT YOU EAT GIVES OFF AN ODOR DOWN UNDER, INCORPORATE PINAPPLE JUICE WHEN YOU EAT SOMETHING STRONG, IT WILL KEEP YOUR LOVE SPOT SWEET.

  • TIDUB

    Dang my panties g0t s0 wet!!!! I had change em twice!!

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    @ brynnrock “THAT IS WHY BLACK MAN DON’T WANT TO EAT NO PUSSY”… are u insinuating that ‘BLACK WOMEN’ p#ssy aren’t clean?…cause a dirty p3ssy is just that, a dirty p3ssy, it isn’t race related.

    FYI. most Black Men don’t eat p3ssy because it isn’t a ‘cultural practice’, it was adopted from other races…check ur stats…a young white girl is more likely to give head than a black girl, nothing related a Dirty P3ssy’.

  • http://www.twitter.com/danibabygurl quiet_gurl85

    Damn MO. I had to text my man and alert him to the article. He’s been slippin lately.

    But yes ladies…keep it clean. Eat lots of yogurt religiously and your “kitty kat” will begin tasting like the flavor of it. Trust…I know.

  • BadBadKitty0727

    @MsBehave – girl you crazee – calm down! LOL! Brynnrock didn’t say black women’s va-jay-vay stinks – he said “some women don’t maintain their love spot……. ” and that’s why black men don’t wanna have a meal at the Y. There is no disputing a stank va-jay-jay doesn’t discriminate.

    @Brynnrock – BadBadKitty just be tellin’ it like it is, baby!

    And, the diet tip applies to men as well. Your ejaculate tastes exactly like what you eat and drink, not that I know anything about it though. *shrugging shoulders* Remember that episode on “Sex in the City” when Samantha’s man had “funky spunk” ‘cuz he drank wheat-germ grass? LOL!

    So all you mofos out there who like to guzzle beer and eat chicken gizzards, that’s why black women ain’t lettin’ you cum in they mouth – let alone swallow that nasty-tasting bile! LOL!

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    Ladies Brynnrock’s a woman. Check post #38.

    That is all. Carry on.

  • Brianna

    MO cool article. I dig the comedy.

  • MoneAlicia

    I’m still trippin on the pic! Ok…now lemme go read!

  • MoneAlicia

    I don’t know about you but I just came. Ahh….

  • http://deeznutz.org itsurboi

    lol @ MoneAlicia I thought I was gonna learn something new, but it only made me wanna perfect my craft and maybe split my tongue since it already gene simmons long

  • http://ann bar

    made me horny just reading

  • MoneAlicia

    @Itsurboi, it’s kinda like when we do it to you guys, it’s not physical act that’s the challenge. It’s getting to it with confidence and with the intent to take that person to the highest level of pleasure. Some men do it with the whole “If I do u, r u gon do me?” attitude so they just throw a couple of licks at it and expect to get deep~throated in return.

  • Atlanta

    LMAO@ the title. MO yall are off tha chain.

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    @Ms Tx, yeah i know Brynnrock’s a woman, but thanx.

    @BadBadKitty0727 -I’m not ready to be calm yet, lol, she said and i quote “THAT IS WHY BLACK MAN DON’T WANT TO EAT NO PUSSY…BECAUSE SOME WOMAN DON’T MAINTAIN THEIR LOVE SPOT AND IT STANKS…”… that statement made a specific reference to ‘race’ and not just ‘women’.

    Fine, he doesn’t want to do it, what does it have to do with it been stink…maybe he doesn’t like it, maybe he has a small mouth, lol, maybe it’s too much to cover [yeah, it's fat like that], i don’t know… it just rubs me the wrong way…u know that statement could read ” black men don’t eat p*ssy because it stinks [from black women], but white men eat p*ssy cause it’s clean [ from white women]…i got what she mean’t, but don’t come making this a ‘race’ issue… a stink p*ssy is a stink p*ssy.

    • PENN STATE RYDA

      I will agree a stank pussy is a stank pussy and it doesn’t matter the race, black man if interested will eat a black pussy or a white pussy or a Latina pussy it really doesn’t matter! Bad hygiene is abroad! I’m married to a beautiful black and Samoan woman could not fuck her without eating her pussy so I do it religiously sure I love to get head to but what’s the point in getting head If I didn’t please mama first? And every time she comes I say SUWOOP!
      Welcome to LA!(Penn State RYDAS)!

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    Funny thing about this article MO, hubby and I got busted last night about this. Our 5 y/o walked in while he was handling bizness. I was like I thought you locked the door. He was like well she was suppose to be asleep.

  • http://twitter.com/Dickwell_Thrust Dickwell Thrust

    Truly23

    was ya’ll embarrassed or just said the hell with it and kept going?..lol

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    Nah, not embarrassed. He kicked her out onto the living room couch and kept handling his biz… He knows better than to quit.. Then, he’ll be dealing with an angry sista…

  • Lai’Lani

    DT LOL you are off the meter! Truly that is wild. My EX-boyfriend’s sister caught us doing the damn thing one time. Then again we were in her damn living room lol while she was out at church. I know I know….*asking for forgiveness right now*

  • WomenR2BRespected

    MO you get another thumbs up in the CLASS department. Smh. lol.

  • WomenR2BRespected

    And DT youre a PIG as usual.

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    MO Lai’Lani needs the Holy Water and needs to be touched. lol

  • Lai’Lani

    Which ever staff member wrote this article had me not only laughing but going down memory lane….

  • Lai’Lani

    Lol. Yes Truly they are just off the meter up that office. MO if you dont mind me asking, how many women do you have on staff? Looking for any new writers with a fresh take on things? Lol.

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    Holy f*ck… i remember been caught eating meat and my ass is ‘vegetarian’, my heart felt like it was been ripped by some starving rottweilers…can’t imagine getting caught f*ckin…my ass would truly get f*cked up, lol…i am too paranoid to get caught, locking doors, windows and all…u should see my eyes twitching like pookie done stole sumthin’, lol, and my ass sweating like im in D block, well, maybe that was a result of ‘something’ else, hahaha.

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lol@Ms.Behave, Nah, im not going to be paranoid now…

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    Damn Truly he just kicked her out?! Po’ baby. Lol! But I don’t blame him seeing as we women can get angry when a mofo up and stops doing THAT!! Lol!

    But I’ve been caught doing the opposite. And by my mom of all people! But that’s what happens when you show up at folks crib unannounced! Lol!

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lol@ MissTx I see you and Lai’Lani be rolling together.. You come visit me I’m going to go old skool on ya asses have the entire house plastic.. lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    Nah Truly I wouldn’t do it at nobody else crib.

    I was at MY CRIB and moms got a key. She showed her ass up out the blue and saw more than she cared to!! Tried to give me my key back and everything! It was too funny to be embarrassing!

  • http://twitter.com/Dickwell_Thrust Dickwell Thrust

    Im about to go and jump on my girl tonight… like a kid on a couch with bad manners! Ya’ll got me ready to say fuck these clients and go upstairs and get to snacking!

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lol@ DT lol@ MissTx I can just imagine that.. You should’ve been like nah mom you wanted a key- keep i, just knock before entering… lol

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    @ mstx….see that is the shit i’m talking bout’…my mom catching me doing the nasty…holy jesus *splashes water* I’M DEAD…straight f*cked up…might as well grab a shovel and starting digging my burial spot…lol

    @truly…u sure ur daughter didn’t do it on purpose, lol…when i was lil’ i always wanted to catch my parent doing it *i know perverted* but now i’m thanking my lucky stars cause God knows that would scar me for life,lol, kids just aren’t suppose to have a memory of their parents doing it, WRONG!!! Damn, not even adults *shrugs*

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    She still got it but now she calls! LOL! Hell she gets right to the door and will call again! Talking bout she just making sure!

  • Media Outrage

    Lol @ Truly23 “You come visit me I’m going to go old skool on ya asses have the entire house plastic.. lol”

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    @ Ms. Behave, I haven’t been caught doing the nasty! (wipes brow) Now that will mess me up! I don’t think she should see THAT! LOL!

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    @ Ms.Behave she didn’t do it on purpose. She came and laid by his leg he jumped up and kicked her out…lol@ my mom catching me doing the nasty…holy jesus *splashes water* I’M DEAD…straight f*cked up…might as well grab a shovel and starting digging my burial spot…
    Dayum like that@Ms.Behave??? lol

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    @ Ms tx, “But I’ve been caught doing the opposite”… what the hell was hapenning then?

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lmao@ calling while at the door… She’s a quick learner then…

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    @ Ms tx, Oh shoot, forget it … OMG,you were the one ‘servicing’, DAMN!!!!!!!!lol

    @ truly… so ur daugher didn’t notice, anything?… at five i would be like “what r u doing, *sniffs* [yeah i'm a sniffer] what’s that smell”…lol

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lol @ Ms.Behave she just came in and flopped on the bed and in the next few second she didn’t know why she was getting booted..

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    @ truly…u lucky…cause i would be like “Daddy, why are u eating mommy? is that dinner?… ain’t no way i would miss all that…ur asses would be making up a new ‘birds and bees’ cause i wanna know what the hell is going on, lol… i guess ur daughter is innocent, lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    @ Ms. Behave, yep moms caught me giving head! LOL! She messes with me now. Talking bout I’m nasty all cause she don’t do it.

    @ Truly, you best believe it!! LOL! See when she come through she gets dropped off or I pick her up cause she can’t drive. Anywho, I forgot I was supposed to go get her, so she had my dad drop her off. Well, when she got in she SAW why I forgot! LMAO!

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    Damn Truly she was all up on the action!

    Glad I ain’t got no kids cause they asses would be scarred! LOL!

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lol@ MsBehave yeah we would have you on the run… You would be scared to come back to our door just for a glass of water with questions like those. Yes she is still innocent..Luckily she was still sleepy or she may have had a question or two..

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lol@ MissTx she was sleepy…She didn’t know what was going on..

  • http://www.twitter.com/MsTX85 MissTX85

    @ Truly, that’s good! Kids today already know too much.

    My little 4 yr old cousin got in trouble at school once hollering bout he gon’ give his “girlfriend” a lollipop. Teacher asked his ass where it was, he said in his boxers. Teacher man was too through!

  • http://twitter.com/Cancer622 Truly23

    lmao I would have been too.

  • http://mediaoutrage brynnrock

    What I was implying was not to “black woman”, WOMAN NEED TO SHAVE NOT HAVE A BUSH WHICH STANKS! THAT IS TO ALL WOMAN AND WATCHING WHAT YOU EAT APPLIES TO ALL OF US! DON’T START NO SHIT, CUZ THAT IS YOUR OWN SHIT YOU SMELLIN…DAMN GET ON MY FUCKIN NERVES WITH SOME RACE SHIT. I DIDN’T CALL ANYONE OUT. WE ALL KNOW THE MYTH ABOUT BLACK MAN EATING PUSSY. SO NOW YOU WANT TO DEBATE THAT? YEAH, WHITE GIRLS LOVE TO SUK AND SO DO I SO NOW WHAT?

  • http://twitter.com/behavingbee Ms.Behave

    @ brynnrock … i finished that shit this morning but now u want to start it up back?… IF U CAN READ i’ve stated that i understood what u meant…every one that has a f*ckin head knows that u can’t use ‘black men’ and then come and say i was a ‘general’ statement… you not me, made it racial when you specified a race.

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    @Brynnrock – my apologies for referring to you as a “he.”

    Another tip for the menfolk. PLEASE keep yo shit nice and trim too and don’t forget about ya two boys down south – trim the hair down from them rascals! Ladies, if you only sucking his dick and not paying any attention to “the boys” you’re doing a half-a** job. Rubbin’ the boys while you suckin’ is all fine and dandy, but find out what happens when you give “the boys” a few licks and some very gentle sucking action…….

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    MO, yall getting it poppin up in here now. Gotdayuuumit sex will always sell!!!!! Muafuggahs is up in here fighting and nuttin all over the place. This shit is funny as hell and poor W2BR cant catch a break she got this ongoing love affair with DT and now MAc is calling her all kinds of names and inviting her to a tamanageee’ with his girl. This is some funny shit. I am laughing my ass off.

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