What It Really Means When She Says “Honey I Need Space”
Posted by Media Outrage on August 13, 2009
Men and women both come equipped with some serious game. The world according to women, would have you believe that men are the only ones playing mad games, when it’s women out here with more game than Magic and Worthy on a fast-break.
We’ve all heard the following words “hey honey it’s me…not you…I just need a little space apart to re-evaluate our relationship and improve as a person.” Fellas when your woman hits you with that, you should smack her in the grill piece with the same shovel you’re going to need to dig through that sista’s bullshyte.
Why would any woman involved in a HAPPY relationship, all-of-a-sudden want to exit and start spending quiet time by herself? Simple….SHE DOESN’T ASS HOLE! It means another nucca is digging them backs out like nicely.
How to tell if she’s creepin’….
If you notice an emotional disconnect with your woman be VERY aware and equally AFRAID! If she’s no longer confiding in you with her boring ass work stories it’s not that she no longer has any to tell, she’s just whispering them into some other nucca’s ear.
If she no longer is emotional during sex, be VERY aware and equally AFRAID! If your woman use to like having sex and scratching up your back with tears dripping down her face while screaming how much she loves you and that is no longer happening, then that is a problem and an indication that she’s hollering I LOVE YOU MANDIGO WARRIOR! in the face of some other nucca while getting his chest wet with them same salty tears she used to drip on you.
If your woman is a texting fiend much to your dismay and used to constantly send you annoyingly mushy messages all day while you’re at work trying to keep your f*cking job and a roof over your head, and the messages have now slowed to a minimum 10 a day, be VERY aware and equally AFRAID! This means that she’s sending that annoying bullshyte to some nucca named Raphiq, who thinks it’s eqaully annoying but wants to get in that ass like a dry washcloth and is willing to weather the storm of mush to smash those draws.
If your woman loves spending more time with you than breathing and the time is cut in half and not due to a big promotion at work….be VERY aware and equally AFRAID! Chances are that she’s spending that time with another man and getting her hair pulled and spanked like a kid cussin’ his grandmom out.
If your woman loves kissing and showing tons of emotion to you and that shyte all of a sudden comes to a screeching hault?!? Be VERY aware and equally AFRAID! What this means, dickwad, is that she’s pouring that emotion into another brotha.
Fellas, what we’re saying is, women are much slyer than men when it comes to infidelity and you will be able to catch her ass out there if you just pay some f*cking attention to something else than MADDEN!
Dickwell Thrust said
What this article is saying is that she needs “space”…..
Space to fuck other men without hurting your feelings
or
Im getting better dick in my life, so please see the exit!
I never actually experienced a woman telling me this…..usually a woman calls me an asshole or dickhead, or “My man is out of town, come over” but I never experienced such a comment as “space being needed”. hmmmm….
MissTX85 said
OH HELL TO THE NAW!!
Yeah MO definitely got some female staffers!!
How do I know?! Cause the heifer giving out pointers that these n*ggas DON’T need!! What the hell?! Girl is you crazy?!
Damn I’m glad I don’t cheat, cause if I did I’d be in all types of deep shit after dude read this!!
Truly23 said
lol@ MissTx The females were hypnotize when they pass that info. along….
ucanb2 said
That is a little over the top…. but HELL it’s true! (back in the day)
lowridaz said
hey sometimes the women dont cheat, she really do need space for herself, especially when you get a man that smothers the hell out of you. so i think that can be a two way street there. hmmmmm
Yvonne said
This can go both ways…but the bottom line is…I found someone else I want to be with.
Lai'Lani said
Lmao! pure comedy MO.
ALLISWELL5 said
Real Talk MO!!…..Women are much slicker…not to be trusted(lol)….Nah, but a man should leave about 5 percent for doubt with his girl, fiance, or wife just in case something like this happens…. The dudes that trust their women 100 percent, are the same dudes who end of killing themselves and sometimes the female because they didn’t think that “their woman” would do them like that…..this goes both ways.
My Father once told me that you can have sex with your lady and then roll over and go to sleep on her….but while your sleeping, you best beleive that “she is up…thinking???….He said that women are always thinking in the fututre…While a man is thinking about 2day, a woman is thing about next week, month, year…
Peace
ALLISWELL5 said
My bad…I meant to type thinking about next week, month, year..
Unkle Death said
I always make it a point to see a female as one of us (w/certain delicious anatomical differences lol!). A woman is a human being before ANYTHING ELSE–that said, I give all humans the benefit of the doubt until I am proved otherwise. I also believe that the best way to keep your word is not to give it. Or look at it this way–if you have to overdo when near and undertalk when far just to keep a female in your life, you probably should leave her alone, lest something of this nature befalls you. This has happened to me before and it was because I was not willing to relinquish total control of my being to make her stank attitude switch!
Yeah I Said It said
I can get with the I need space, It means ‘you have run your course and if i can show you more than you can show me, I am bored out of my mind. Women have more creativity and imagination when it comes to game on. I love men to death, however there is more to women than men and thus we need space more. hahahahahahahahaha
Terrance said
MO, so yall mean the women really doesn’t need space to re-evaluate the relationship? DAMN!!!
Media Outrage said
Lol @ Terrance
Smurfette said
I do not agree wit this at all. I feel if yo woman gone cheat, she gone cheat no matter how good u are to her.
I myself was in a relationship wit this guy and I did stop texting, stop wantin to sleep wit him, told him I needed space. it was not cuz I was cheating. Its because he was and I found out and the sight of him made me sick to my stomach.
So fellas, just cuz she says she need space, don’t mean she cheatin. It may mean that she found out YOU cheatin and she needs time to plan her next move. Away from YO ass!