Jamie Foxx Gets Naked….No…Literally
Posted by Media Outrage on August 17th, 2009
Jamie Foxx is letting it all hang out, so to speak. Some nekid pics of Jamie’s love tool have hit the internets. He says they are definitely him, but were taken for a film he’s doing. What Bang Bus 97? Anyway we have the censored (THIS MIGHT NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK!) photo for you….when you CLICK HERE!
August 17th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
They trippin’ over THAT?! He ain’t even showing anything!
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August 17th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I had the opportunity to be in a bathroom with him and he pulled out his WOOD for me to see and while out, he had to piss, so i was so DISAPPOINTED when i didn’t see the urine hitting the water in the toilet and then glanced down and saw that his Penis doesn’t EXTEND lower than his BALLS. He was literally pissing on his NUTS. I panicked something awful. He looked at me with hurt in his eyes. There will be more later on our time together and how we both put on make-up and got her nails done. Im not trying to let too much out of the bag, but let’s just say that HE IS A HUGE FAN OF WHATEVER COMPANY INVENTED THE STRAP-ON!
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August 17th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Dont you Love this bitch?!?!? Please ho, the story you made up was about as Funny as Marlon Jackson’s first solo album….If you truely knew me and were a real human woman, you would know that my shit would wrap around your Uterus so tight that you would scream for Jesus louder than Andre Crouch at Gospel Fest 2009……
But I’m pretty sure your used to more than one dick at a time, since your quite known at the Check Cashing spots when the Hispanics cash their checks for the 50 cent blow jobs you give before their off to work! But enough of this, whatever happened to the photo you were suppose to send the other night when Cutie shut you down?!?!? See, your still wondering and fantasizing about getting some Dickwell you must have slipped that country cotton picking mind of yours….
If you want some of this dick I’ll be more than happy to give you some. Just tell baby daddy no# 7 ( you know, the Brazilian migit who you fucked for a bag of Twizzlers than time at Publix) that you need to keep a 2 hour block open.
Oh wait, Your mom’s 3rd boyfriend probably has that open because it’s the end of the month and you have 4 dicks to suck to keep that one way pager on. But anyhoo when are you going to send us some pics slut stick?
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August 17th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I will have to check this out later.
I see DT still has a following!
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August 17th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@ MissTX85,
I saw the ENTIRE picture on MTO and from what I could see Jamie ain’t packing. His abs look mighty fine but the package was not. Now maybe it was too dark or the wrong angle,because he was in the bathroom, but all I saw was a small view of a penis and it was not big, at least in my opinion. If you find a better picture let us know.
Could someone please tell me why these celebs ALWAYS take pictures of themselves in the bathroom?????
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August 17th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I want to click and ignore(THIS MIGHT NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK!)warning.
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August 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
PART 2 OF MY ENCOUNTER WITH DT…
THIS PAST WEEKEND WAS REALLY AN EYE-OPENING EXPERIENCE FOR ME. AFTER WATCHING DT URINATE ON HIS SCROTUM BECAUSE OF LACK OF PENILE-EXTENSION, I THEN CONSOLED HIM.
HE TOLD ME ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEIR TOXITURBY RELATIONSHIP AND HOW SHE HAS WANTED OUT FOR MONTHS BECAUSE HIS UNBELIEVABLY SMALL PENIS SIZE. I TOLD HIM IT’S NOT THE SIZE BABY, BUT THE MOTION IN THE OCEAN….HE SMILED….I SMILED….I THEN TOLD HIM THAT WAS COMPLETE BULLSHIT.
HE WANTED ME TO TURN AROUND AS I HAD ON A SHORT FLOWING SKIRT….I TURNED AROUND FOR THIS COMEDIAN AND THEN IN A SURPRISING ACT…I FELT NONE OTHER THAN HIS TONGUE HANDSHAKING MY ASSHOLE…..AND I SAID “ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO TOSS MY SALAD DT?!?!?!” HE ANSWERED NEAR MY EAR AND I LOOKED BACK AND SAW THAT HE WAS INSERTING HIS 2′INCH PENIS AT A RAPID PACE AND VELOCITY TO NO AVAIL. HE BEGAN TO CRY KNOWING THAT HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO PLEASE A WOMAN WITH THAT TYPE OF BABY DICK. MORE COMING UP…..
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August 17th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Jamie Foxx you are an Oscar winner start acting like it. Every day I keep wishing that Don Cheadle in HOTEL RWANDA had won the Oscar instead of your dumb clown acting ass.
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August 17th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
DT is a Disgusting Pig…..
Awww…. man. That was funny. But honey I know your from that small town of Willachoochie TX, that you got me confused with Padro. You know, that Guatemalan refugee you were fucking so you could buy gum for your 11th kid?…damn you must have forgotten.
Because when you told me that you had an hour free from your molesting drunk Uncle Rufus, you told me that you didnt have room in your 200 sq ft Nike Cardboard box that you share with that African Family. I told you that I would install that water fountain in the living room, you know, so you and your 10 kids could finally have a place to wash your dishes.
You told me that you couldnt have sex with me that night because you already had did 32 niggas in that town alone just so you could keep batteries in the flashlight…because we all know the flashlight is the only source of electricity.
Damn, you need to get those stories straight. I know you are 35 and just graduated from the 7th grade last year, but even still you should use that appointment book you bought when you sold your babies formula for better kneepads….
Oh one last thing, did you use your EBT card and the $1.34 that you got from sucking dick behind Wal-mart to pay on the layaway for the 6″ Black and White TV set? I was wondering because I told your mom the other night that if she would suck me off the right way, I was going to give her some rocks and The Aluminum foil to put on the rabbit ear Antenna’s?
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August 17th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Yeah Cheadle should have won an Oscar for that.. That was a really good movie..
Remember he was “The Goat” too, another great performance from him. But, I think
that was just a straight to cable flick…
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August 17th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
@ truly I thought so he really is a good actor
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August 18th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Gor some reason….doesn’t really do it for me.
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August 18th, 2009 at 1:13 am
Hmmmm
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