Even Though Her Career Is Deader Than JFK and Elvis Driving off A Cliff She's Still…
Posted by Media Outrage on August 19th, 2009
Mya is still trying to resurrect what’s left of a career that flatlined before Ronald Reagan departed office. She has a new gig! Peep game by clicking here.
August 19th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
U know ur career is on the rocks when you join “Dancing With the Stars.” But it does bring alot of ppl back. Single will follow after that or during, I’m sure.
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August 19th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Signing up for dancing with the stars or any other reality show is like going to the unemployment office
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August 19th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Dancing With the Stars~ Requirement
Section A
* Career dead as hell ✔
* Broke as hell ✔
* Desperate as hell ✔
Section B
(For MYA ONLY:Please do not sign unless your a def jam whore)
Been Fucked to hell- and back ✔
Talentless ✔
Useless ✔
If all requirements are met, please dip in House of Deréon box for tacky attire to be worn.
signed
If u thought u career was fucked
Congrats!! so is ur life
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August 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Luv me some Mya can’t wait for her to release a new cd f*uck the haters do your thing girl.
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August 19th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I think signing up for Dancing with the Stars or any other reality show is like going to the unemployment office
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August 19th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I agree MizzMiMi, she is a singer..what’s up with a new release?
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August 19th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
but doesn’t she clearly have a background in dance? So she has an advantage right? That aint right!!!
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August 19th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I’ll be rooting for her.
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August 19th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Dancing with the stars is like filing for employment bankcruptcy, I do feel sorry for her. I just seen her in some Direct-to-nigga flick on BET that looks like it was shot with a camera that JFK was assassinated on.
I would have killed myself if I seen my child on there so DWTS is a good career move!
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August 19th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
butter butter butter-
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August 19th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Lmao @ MsBehave & DT
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August 19th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Good for her! I like Mya!
Cute pic too!
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August 19th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Cool maybe she will do really well.
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August 20th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I just hope that she wears something tight on the show!
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