Lamar Odom Happily Signs His Future Away To Khloe
Posted by Media Outrage on October 19, 2009
Lamar Odom has signed the pre-nup and it doesn’t look to pretty for this guy. SMH.
Via Radaronline:
The pre-nuptial agreement was hammered out late last week, and the wedding license for the couple is expected to be officially filed early this week the source told RadarOnline.com.
As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported, Khloe was negotiating a few small things in the pre-nup from her LA Laker husband. And by small we mean HUGE! In the case of an unfortunate divorce, Khloe wanted: a flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care, AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.
Mediaoutrage- What kind of ish is that? Kaaa-CHING! for her that is.
Truly23 said
Was this mofo on crack when he signed that!!!!
lowridaz said
come on dude, I look at you and I have no kind of respect for you as a MAN!! im so disgusted at how dumb some black men are, men period, for that matter!! how stupid you are thinking with your fucking dick, how long will she stay with you before she say fuck you, now you can take care of her ,and she wont have to do a damn thing but ride, floss, partty, travel and spend your fucking money you dumb shit!!!! you look stupid, in fact come on here and let me fuck your mind over for some money , and introduce you to my husband as my cousin. wow!! i cannot believe this dude!
not a real marriage said
who told those lies? i don’t believe it is a real marriage. not one bit. these KK hos will do anything for money, and to make drama on a show. THEY’RE PAYING HIM!!! BELIEVE THAT. when they couldn’t get reggie to make a mockery of the sacred institution of marriage, they begged this immoral dope to do it.
Marathon_Man said
This dude is a real DICKHEAD. If you love me then you don’t need that type of chedda hanging over the place just incase we don’t make it. Middle Finger status. Lamar you better fuck her tonsils EXTRA hard for that shit
MissTX85 said
That mothafucka is beyond STUPID</b?!!
But what I wanna know is, what bullshit ass judge honored that shit?!!
Don't he have kids?! And this should show his stupid ass that this hoe is scandalous!! She want all that shit knowing he got mouths to feed!
He has become the official definition of a nigga taking care of his ex-wife once the marriage is over!!
SMDH!
MissTX85 said
How that get jacked up like that?!! LOL!
Ms_Behave said
Don’t worry MissTX85, i think Lamar’s stupidity is rubbing off on the computer,lol… Lamar you’re the reason god created the middle finger u stupid ass, here is one from Jesus Himself!
Yvonne said
You know this makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot believe his lawyers signed off on this, this is ridiculous. I know his teammates are laughing at his stupid ass behind his back.
I read his $33 million dollars is off limits to Khole but HE, NOT BOTH OF THEM, have to fund their joint checking account. Tell me this, what will he be funding the joint checking account with if the $33 million is off limits to Khloe? I also read the court side tickets were NOT part of the prenup.
I hope to God he has provided for his existing children, because Lamar will be living on the streets when Khloe gets through with him.
Marathon_Man said
lmao!!! @ Ms Behave the Jesus pic im dying over here. lol
Marathon_Man said
but on a more serious note:
WHATS WRONG WITH THIS NIGGA?!?
SweetScorpio said
I don’t usually comment, but why couldn’t this FOOL see this girl/family for the opportunist that they are. I’m with “MM” if you love me . . . then she got season tickets so she can hit on his teammates and other elites if/when the sh!t hit the fan! Reggie – you better wake up boy! LOOK & LEARN!!!!
ucanb2 said
Damn Lamar… is your “little head” doing the thinking and not your “big head”???? WTH
lowridaz said
well his face up in that pic tells me alot, DUMB!!!
She Keeps it Real said
Ok, girl worked it out! And Lamar is a straight dumbass for signing such a contract! If he’s gonna play the fool, she might as well take him for all he’s got or going to get!
Philly_Gurl said
He’s an idiot.
aniyaqt said
******I can’t believe this T R O L L just hit the lottery*******
$1000 a month for beauty products that aint’ working cuz’ this chic still looks like a BEAST!…..ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN STILL CAN’T PUT THAT FACE TOGETHER!******Sounds just like the “GOLDDIGGIN’ HO’” we all know–Lamar is such an idiot, I hope the baby-moms is rackin up to on this clown.
LAMAR ODOM===WEAK A S S NIGGA!>>>>>>REGGIE, U NEXT!
@LOWRIDAZ–Funny, but u aint’ neva lie…..these black men r definitely a trip
Yasmine T. said
Now I really hate them damn LAKERS!!! Kobe and Lamar are both IDIOTS! Didn’t Kobe marry a video dancer with no pre-nup? What the hell is going on in LA?
UDontknowMeLikeTHAT said
LMAO He’s a FUKIN CLOWN!
Atlantaaaaa said
So that’s 5000,000 cause they aint gone last a year and then $40,000 a month. Damn, and that doesn’t even include kids…That negro is crazy.
Atlantaaaaa said
Sorry, I meant $500,000.00
Yvonne said
I agree with She Keeps it Real…I hope she takes, with the exception of the money for his existing children, every dollar he has.
You know that old saying…”a fool and his money are soon parted”…say hello to Lamar.
Lio said
DUMB ASS OF THE WEEK and it’s only monday…we’ll see if anyone can top him….and yeah I will start giving this award every week….SMH….
Rafiq said
Hmmmmmmm when I read that shyt last week I though that was rumored.WTF.NO,NO,NO,NO,WTF,she’s already got her bags packed .It’s just a matter of how many years she stick around.For two years she get to walk away with WHAT A COOL MILLION “SKRATE” I MEAN STRAIGHT OUT.Plus $25,000.00 a month that’s another $300,000.00 per year. And if my math serve’s me right that looks to me like $1,300,000.00 not including the beauty and basketball shyt.Now he’s gonna have to run up and down the court looking AT DIS BIOTCH.DAMNNNNN PEACE
Smurfette said
Well from now on when a dumb ass man marries a chick and she take him for lots of money after a quickie divorce it will forever be known as getting “Lamar Odomed”
And to Khloe I say, “get yo paper cuz!”
Grand Hustle 4 Life said
When you make it that sweet for the chick why would she care whether or not the marriage works?
they aint REALLY married said
Nothing about the above pic says Newlywed. Look at the disgusted look on Klohe face, and look at the deer in a headlight expression on Lamar. THOSE EXPRSSIONS DON’T SPELL LOVE. KLOHE MADE UP THIS LIE TO COME UP WITH A STORYLINE FOR THAT DUMB SHOW NO ONE WATCHES.
dave said
soon as that photo shoot was over, khloe said, “N word get yo paws off me.” LOL LOL
nupe_4_life said
I will not comment on this ish any further. Talk about not having game or intelligence. It never ceases to amaze me how un-intelligent some men are. This is NOT about thinking with ur dick. Thinking with ur dick ends a few minutes after sex. This fool is not thinking at all.
nupe_4_life said
I said men, because on the whole women are generally much more calculating, with a more highly developed sense of awareness than men. But this damn fool….acting like a 13 year old in a grown man’s body.
lowridaz said
and whats so sad .. is some MEN are so scared to spend money on black women thinking they are gold diggers and trifflin and they end up in the fucking arms of the biggest gold digging trifling bitches out there!!!! get a fucking grip! and yes MOST men think with their dicks, and it doesnt end after sex AT ALL, they continue to think with their dicks. then you got the fools who just dont think at all. like you said Nupe 4 life!!
MEN… wake the fuck up and stop running from your queens to them high class gold diggers. lLOLOLOL ((cracking up)))
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joe said
a negro who calls a black woman a gold digger and won’t spend on her, is a capital N word. Black women took care of him and spent on him when he was a thumb sucker, so he should be GLAD to GIVE BACK.
lowridaz said
very well said… Joe, I couldnt agree more with you, we have gold diggers in every race, never put the sisters down!!!
Kanyade said
Even after they’re ‘wedding’ I still am unsure as to who he is…
sweet_tea said
lmfao @ smurfette “And to Khloe I say, “get yo paper cuz!”
Lamar, Lamar. I guess Kobe or Derek Fisher can’t tell you shit because they have NO pre-nup. You did a LITTLE better by TRYING to keeps the hoes in check, but your lawyer ought to be fired. That wasn’t even a negotiation, that was a rape on paper. I really hope it’s more complicated than you & her break up & you pay her…smh @ niggas. I completely agree w/Joe & lowridaz.
& on a side note, courtside seats for the WHOLE fam?! Khloe, grow the F*CK up & stop being up under your damn mama all the time. Get a LIFE. That is the most opportunistic family in history…soon they’ll send Kourtney’s baby up in a balloon so they don’t miss the next hot trend.
Unkle Death said
I’d murk this ho before I let her do that shit. But hey, this nigga stupid as hell for doing this dumb shit! I hope he’s laying down in the gutter by the end of this shit, which is in about…15 minutes.
Unkle Death said
If I ever get married, I’m gonna have this as MY prenup:
-Child support for every kid that I make with that skeezer
-Visitation rights to my children
-A “FUCK YOU AND A HAVE A NICE DAY”–ain’t no bitch getting a free ride on me unless my zipper’s loose.
Just keeping it 100 ladies!
Lai' Lani said
Lmao @ UD
Lamar come up off them drugs honey
itsurboi said
bullshit a signed pre-nup is a thanx 4 the pussy, kiss my dick neck and watch me and ALL my money walk away
throwbackxxx said
the funny thing is he the one that wanted the marriage
imabeast said
na he signed an ironclad prenup so he straight