Gabby’s Backs Are Flatter Than Grandmom’s Pancakes
Posted by Media Outrage on October 23, 2009
Gabrielle Union showed up to the 2009 Rodeo Drive Walk of Style Award Ceremony rockin’ this dress. That’s not the problem. The issue we have is the back shot poses that clearly show her backs are flatter than grandmom’s pancakes. Take a look for yourself….
Not convinced yet? Look below…
It only gets uglier….




Sumarrain said
Not crazy about the back of the dress, but Gabrielle looks fantastic hair and all.
jodibankss said
you muthafuckas get on my nerves with this ‘no ass’ shit. she is absolutely gorgeous. she doesnt need to have a big gluteus maximus. stfu
pattie said
you guys hate on her ..because she is no a FAKE BITCH LIKE BEYONCE…SHE IS NOT ONLY REAL SHE US SMART TOO,,,FUCK ALL THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS
Dickwell Thrust said
I got a fat ass sausage to go right along with those pancakes and some Semen Syrup to pour all THEM…..AND SOME TO GO WITH HER EGGS TOO…
Media Outrage said
LOL @ DT
ucanb2 said
MO stop playing…. Gabby is pretty but not shapely! That is not news!
Ms_Behave said
What i wanna know is why the f*ck one of her eyebrows is so high? not even pookie been so high… starting to look like the wicked witch up north.
Ms_Behave said
*singing*
Baby got baaack
but Gabby got NOT
Baby got baaack
but Gabby got NOT
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabby must’ve been standing at the back of that ass line,lol *snooze u lose* hahahahahahah!!!!!
Yvonne said
I can’t tell if she is flat or not because the back of the dress is draped not form fitting.
LOL…MO if you don’t see a woman’s ass protruding like a 8 months pregnant woman’s belly you think the she has a flat ass. Ain’t nothing wrong with Gabby’s back. She looks good.
Ms_Behave said
Y’all, i didn’t even see the fake hips on her dress, lol, man she must’ve used beyonce’s designer Thierry Mugler,lol.
MissTX85 said
LOL! Now I want pancakes!
IHOP after the movies!
itsurboi said
ass aint everything hell my elemtary lunch lady had an ass big as a school bus but she was ugly as sh!t.
ali said
LOL @ MO
MaliaMalia LOVES MO said
big butt or not butt who cares!!! she’s beautiful!!!
brynnrock said
Y’all kill me like ass can save the world. Yes, ass is nice but brains and beauty to me win out! Remeber just cuz you got an ass dosent mean u know how to use it ie. Kim K. and the cream is in the middle.hahhahaha
luvqtpies said
“Sometimes you need a woman with class, sometimes you need more than just a honey with ass.” Those are lyrics to a DMX song. I bet if that was Khloe Kardashian you all would be gushing like she is the most beautiful thing in the world. The size of Gabby’s ass is irrelevant. It is her talent that matters.
MoneAlicia said
We have always known this.
That dress does not flatter. It just makes her look flatter…just made that up?
SkrillaStacks said
I’ll take her ass over buffie the body all day.