Wife Is Allergic To Husbands SKEET
Posted by Media Outrage on November 5, 2009
Mike and Julie Boyde are a happily married couple that just recently got a rude awakening regarding their sex life. She’s allergic to his sperm. Shoutout to that loyal reader Ms_Behave for sending! Now back to our regularly scheduled program… Oh yea where were we? Oh, she’s allergic to his SKEET:
Via Dailymail:
A new wife was given a nasty wedding night surprise when she discovered she was allergic to her husband’s sperm.
Mike and Julie Boyde had been going out for two years when they got married and decided to have unprotected sex for the first time that evening.
But almost immediately the bride was in unbearable pain – and eventually they discovered it was because of Mike’s sperm.
Now they have been forced to abandon their plans of conceiving a baby as it seems her own body destroys the sperm.
Mike, 27, and Julie, 26, from Ambridge, Pennsylvania, started going out while at university and became engaged two years later, finally having a dream wedding in 2005.
But following the reception, as they enjoyed their first night as a married couple, things went badly wrong.
‘Before we were always very careful and used protection – this time we didn’t,’ said Julie, 26.
‘We figured, “we’re married, if we get pregnant, we get pregnant
But she added: ‘Pretty much right after I knew something was not right because I was in a lot of pain.
‘The pain that I was feeling was inside, like somebody sticking needles up inside of me like a real painful burning.
‘It was really scary.’
The pain, and at times blisters, would go on for weeks, she said.
‘On a scale of one to ten, it’s pretty much ten,’ she said, describing the pain.
After numerous tests and doctors visits, the couple were eventually told that Julie suffers from seminal plasma hypersensitivity.
Dr Andrew Goldstein said: ‘The body recognizes the sperm as a foreign protein, like it would recognize a peanut allergen or a pollen so you have swelling, you have itching, you have inflammation of the nerve endings.’
It means that her body attacks Mike’s sperm, making it inactive.
The discovery shattered their plans to conceive. But now, after a treatment failed, they have started adoption proceedings.
The couple are featured in a Discovery Health documentary called Strange Sex, airing in the U.S. this week.
Mediaoutrage- So does that mean that he can’t skeet all over his wife’s grill piece during wild sex??
ucanb2 said
No skeeting on “my” grill piece… at any time! Poor things they wanted a baby!
MissTX85 said
WOW! That’s a new one!
Hate that they won’t be able to have a baby now though. That sucks!
Unkle Death said
Skeet on them titties then. Problem Solved!
BadBadKitty0727 said
She-it, if that bish knew what I know about having a baby, she’d be happy as hell ‘cuz contractions ain’t no punk. And what’s this, “if WE get pregnant?” Last time I checked, I’m the only MF (or father fucker in this case) gotta walk around all outta wack for 9 fuckin’ months (hell, really 10.5 mos. if you include recovery).
itsurboi said
DAmn that sucks on so many levels it aint fuuny
sweet_tea said
WOW- that’s CRAZY!! I bet she thought she had one HELL of an STD at the beginning…it takes a lot of trust to work through that. I hope they can find a resolution, maybe a surrogate, to have kids. How awkward & sad that this will be an issue for the rest of their lives. That’s not what marriage is supposed to be about…