Now That Tiger's Been Caught He Really Regrets F**king Other Brawds — Yea, Sure He Does
Posted by Media Outrage on December 2nd, 2009
You knew after sh*t hit the fan, which it did earlier this morning, when US Magazine released the voicemail of Tiger Woods trying to cover up his marital indiscretions, that he would hit us with the UNIVERSAL “I’ve really let my family down, and I’m so sorry.” Negro/Asian/whatever else he’s mixed with – - PLEASE! Peep his sorry ass apology when you
Via Yahoo:
(AP)—Tiger Woods said he let his family down with “transgressions” he regrets “with all of my heart,” and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.
His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month affair with the world’s No. 1 golfer.
“I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” Woods said on his Web site. “I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”
Woods did not offer details of any alleged relationship.
“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart,” he said.
“I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves,” Woods said. “For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.”
The cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, told the magazine she met Woods at a Las Vegas nightclub the week after the 2007 Masters—two months before Woods’ wife, Elin, gave birth to their first child. Grubbs claims to have proof in 300 text messages.
About three hours before Woods’ statement, the magazine published what it said was a voicemail—provided by Grubbs—that Woods left on her phone on Nov. 24, three days before his middle-of-the-night car crash outside his home in Florida.
Woods has been subjected to more media headlines during the last week than when he first won the Masters in 1997 and set off the first wave of Tigermania. He has spoken only three times through his Web site, although this was his longest posting.
“Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means,” Woods said. “For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives.”
And he continued to say accounts that physical violence played a role in his Friday morning car crash were “utterly false and malicious.”
“Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect,” he wrote.
His statement came one day after the Florida Highway Patrol closed its investigation into the accident—without Woods ever speaking to state troopers. He was charged with careless driving, which carries a $164 fine and four points on his driving record.
The story soon shifted from a patrol investigation to sordid allegations into his personal life.
In the voicemail released by the magazine, a man says to Grubbs:
“Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That’s it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.”
Mediaoutrage- This is what publicist get paid over time for, to do damage control. That pristine image is at stake as well as those huge dinosaur teeth!
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
LMAO off “huge, dinosaur teeth.” Him and Steve Harvey musta went to the same dentist.
And for the record, I could give a flying rats ass about who’s fuckin’ who – celebrity or not – of if they wrecked they SUV ‘cuz they runnin’ like a pussy from they wife who flat-blasted the back window of said SUV with a 9 iron.
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December 2nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
LOL @ MO….Negro/Asian/whatever…Negro??…I haven’t heard that word used in years. lol
Anyway, that speech is all for show. The only reason he’s sorry is because he got caught. And, I don’t care what Tiger says, his wife was getting ready to wail on his ass with that golf club when he ran outta the house in a T-shirt, shorts and no shoes.
Elin probably told him “your ass better take responsibility for everything and don’t even think about saying what I did to you”. lol
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December 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
He’s not even sorry, it’s called “damage control”. He only cares about his image and the fact that it’s tainted. He’s no longer angelic, clean-cut image that he so desires from white folks. Any man that is that sloppy and is steppin out on his wife while she’s pregnant is a bitch-ass, muthaf*cka. I hope she has an adultery clause in the pre-nup.
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December 2nd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
PLEASE if he was never caught, he would continue to do what he was doing.
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December 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Damn Tiger. You need to sit down wit me for some lessons in my latest class. Player 101.
I will give you rule number one for free. If u don’t wanna get caught cheating, Never fuck the same jumpoff twice. Strictly one night stands.
Sign up for my class or buy my most recent book, “How to Cheat and Win” with Forword by Bill Clinton
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December 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
LOL @ Smurfette!
I think Tiger Woods is the person who bought that $10.8 million pink diamond ring on yesterday’s post!
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December 3rd, 2009 at 12:08 am
LOL @ Alliswell!
Cosign to what Kingston said.
Apparently, everyone cheats. Totally not surprised.
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December 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 am
IDIOT of the year..this guy is so whipped, Kounta Kinte feels sorry for him…SMH
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December 3rd, 2009 at 6:14 am
Aw hell! Guess this ain’t the last we’ll be hearing of this!
And I always felt he was a punk but that phone call certifies it. What the hell?!!
LMAO @ Smurf!
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December 3rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Wow. He cheats on his wife and still didn’t want a black chick to cheat with too. He really is keeping a distance from his blackness.
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December 3rd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
LLS@ everyone!
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December 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I knew it…. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!
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