Happy Birthday To Loyal Reader Unkle Death!
Posted by Media Outrage on December 14th, 2009
The name is pure comedy lol. Loyal Reader, Unkle Death, turns another year older today. Wish him a happy Born day folks. Stay positive UD on ya b-day and don’t hurt nothing Playa. Happy Born Day!
December 14th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
THANK YOU MEDIA OUTRAGE!
To all who I have made angry on this site recently, I’d like to personally take the time out to apologize. I’ve been going through some changes, but as of this weekend they’re gone, dead and stankin’. I needed somewhere to vent and did not mean to step on anyone’s toes. I just want all of you to know that God loves you and I do too. So once again, I do apologize! Peace, love, and prosperity to ALL OF YOU, ONE AND ALL!
Best Regards on My 22nd Existential Anniversary,
Nickalas Jerard Simmons BKA “UNKLE MF DEATH”
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I know, I know. “AWW YOU’RE JUST A BABY!”
If it’s all the same to y’all I can wipe my own ass, LOL!
ONE
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Yeah I Said It Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Happy Bday UD, I can take you to Do Dirty spot. I hope you spend it having much fun, but most important giving thanks to God and your mother for your entry into this planet….. you are one of my funny bones.
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Yeah I got up at 4:15 AM CST and thanked the Almighty for
-another year on this Earth
-being alive because half my homeboys died before they became men
-being free because the other half are serving time for drug dealing or violent crimes. Considering the circumstances I should be there with them, but God is good!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Glad I could be one of your funny bonea! If you like it, I love it!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
bones lol WTF?!?!
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Ms. E Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Happy B Day Unkle!!!
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Thanx Ms. E, much appreciated.
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December 14th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Enjoy your day to the fullest Unkle Death!
Happy B-day!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Thank you. I wish I would’ve gotten my 5 Disc project done this weekend so I’d have a present for everyone who comes here today. But no biggie–it’s still gonna be FREE to everyone who visits this page when it’s done. I’ve worked on it for 3 years, what’s another couple of days? It’ll be worth it too–it’s that Ether, that piff, that shit ya need to learn though!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Happy Birthday UD! Enjoy your day!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Thanks love. I appreciate it!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Happy B day folk!!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Right on 2020, you always crack my shit up! I gotta hit up Do Dirty’s spot with ya and smoke a blunt of that Purple shit!
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2020VIZN Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Yeah, that N!&&@ Do Dirty keep a pillow of that Humbolt County Chronic, That shit keep a playa stuck and tore back, I got 5 on it and a fresh pack of Backwoods, just Bring a zippo wit you!!!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
That’s what it do my nig!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Happy Birthday UD!!!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Thanks love!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Happy Birthday… enjoy your day to the fullest!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Thank you. Keep being amazing!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Young Man *sigh*….. as much as i want to cuss u out – real proper for that ish u pulled the other day, i will let it slide. As u said “I’ve been going through some changes” and “I needed somewhere to vent and did not mean to step on anyone’s toes”… that’s what MO is for, but next time please don’t use me as ur ‘beating stick’ or ‘maturity rod’ lol. With that being said – Have a Truely Happy Birthday!!!! It takes a MAN to know when he is wrong and a truely MATURE MAN to ADMIT IT.
Now let’s get it ‘poppin’ true MO style, no guns needed lol, just raise ur glasses to MR. Nickalas Jerard Simmons ( like that name by the way lol)
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
THANK YOU! You ALWAYS know how brighten a day. That’s why I felt like a POS when I saw your reply to that madness. I can’t be mad at anybody I’ve never seen, it’s futile, much like putting shit back in a horse–why do it? Life is too short and Hell is too hot to be angry at the world over something you KNOW is a temporary thing and can–for the most part–be reversed if not dropped altogether. We’d probably have a dope conversation if we ever met. You seem like a very insightful human being!
P.S. Thanks for digging my gov’t name! BIG UPS
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BadBadKitty0727 Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Ms. Behave aka “Grammar & Spelling Po-lice Captain” – I know you did not spell truly t.r.u.e.l.y.
Please don’t cuss me out – LMAO!
Signed,
“Grammar & Spelling Po-lice Sargeant”
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
LOL
Hold up…
HEY…
SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!
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Ms. Behave Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
LLS @ Badkitty… i saw that shit and was like “F it” lol sometimes as UD said ‘u have to let things go’ lol… it feels good to be ‘human’ and have flaws for a change lol. U know what’s reaaaaaaally funny having Truly23 posting right above me – i guess i have to choose my errors carefully lol, *i think God has a sense of EWWmore lol *
I won’t kill u for the TRUTH, that was wrong on sooooo many levels, lol.
P.S. I am T. R. U. E. L. Y sorry, ahahahaha, *Laughing Like Shit!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
yo don’t forget to get drunk as shit!
happy day u was born on
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Thank you. I’ll be higher than giraffe pussy on a Tie Fighter!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
happy born day my dude…
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I appreciate it homes. Give your kid a hug for me dog!
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December 14th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Happy b day, UD! Enjoy yourself and don’t get too messed up, wit yo yung ass!! Lmao!
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Unkle Death Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
LOL I can’t promise ya nothing. I’m gon get tore up from the flo down LMAO. I thought ya knew beautiful–I’m the designated DRUNK!
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December 14th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Well happy BIRTH day Unkle Death. Have a wonderful day today and keep it real as I know you will. Have fun.
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Thanks Yvonne. I gotta keep it 100, it’s the LAW for me love!
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December 14th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Hello Unkle D…happy birthday to you!!….I am new to this site,..I would just like to say to you…enjoy your day, make the most of it, and Thank God for the blessings he has given you, and for the blessings yet to come…*clinking glasses*
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Thank you Highbridge! Let me be the first to say WELCOME! There’s a whole lot of nuts on this site man. You’re gonna love it!
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December 14th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
UD, i love the fact that you give a PERSONAL reply to every commenter… like a business owner who shakes everyone’s hand the minute they enter store, really nice man, good customer service lol. For that imma bake u a cake, what out lol…
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I never seen no one on this site in person and I got NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS! Hell, why not do it?
“Spread love, that’s what a pretty mob do” – Lil’ Kim, “The Jump Off”, Verse II
Make sure you put some Hashish in my cake, if not LSD. LMAO
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Oh yeah, I actually am the CEO of my own label. Not bad for a kid, huh?
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December 14th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
This day would be a FLAWLESS VICTORY is if:
-a bunch of pants-less top heavy chicks showed up at my door
-I knew how the hell to put a picture in my avatar box!
-all these dumbass reality shows went off the air b/c of a meteor crashing into the Viacom building
-marijuana was legal (or if someone smokes me out b/c I needs to get blowed as fuck)
-a Klansman got offed execution style
-I got some butt!
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Ms. Behave Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Ok, can’t help with all but …
1. To put up picture go to gravatar.com and signup, very self explanatory from there.
2. marijuana was legal–> Go to Jamaica, it’s ‘ilegal’ but u won’t get arrested unless ur ‘fresh’ with popo lol.
3. I got some butt!- Look behind u lol.
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Well at least put some Acid in my cake dammit. LOL
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Ms. Behave Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Congrats! on that, I like a man in a suit, now i baked that cake with some kush but MO site won’t allow to post it
Let me try again… *fingers crossed*
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
MO better stop hating….I needs my candy LOL
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Ms. Behave Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
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Ms. Behave Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Or this lol
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December 14th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Happy birthday!!! wishing you a wonderful day
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
UnkleDeath LOVES MaliaMalia!
THANK YOU! KEEP YOUR HOT SWEET DIGITAL LOVE COMIN ON DOWN!
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December 14th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
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Ms. Behave Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Holy “F” it worked, lol, Yaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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Happy B'day Nickalas!
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Ms. B yo cake taste better than best. It’s the shit! I’m so fucked up!
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December 14th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Now what happened to my glasses lol
`` /.---.\ |`````| \ / `-.-' ____ | /\ .' /\ __|__ ||----; |***| `-----` \/ '.___\/****** ****Happy B’day Nickalas!
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
THANK YOU! Damn, I guess you’re fond of me now huh?
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Ms. Behave Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I was NEVER ‘unfond’ of u- if that’s a word lol but when u step out of line i will slap that leg to get it back in line lol i keep it moving no point in dwelling, u weren’t the first and won’t be the last i ‘get into it’ with lol but this is MO, were ALL FAM and nothing like a Black FAM (white cousins and other races included) we may fight but at the end of the day- same blood running thru us, WE’RE BLOOD!
Happy B’day and i TRULY hope u enjoy it to th fullest, chat with u tmmrw, i have to go for the day, been on MO what? 10hrs today already lol
I more day til Vacation… Yaaaaa!!!….
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
LOL Same here. Gon eat dinner with the fam then smoke some chronic with my nig Bullet Bill!
MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!
-UNKLE MF DEATH!
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December 14th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
What happened the other day/
What is funny about the screename ‘unkle death’ ?
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Well…to put it simple….us damn near killing each other but that was last year. I’m 22 now so it doesn’t matter; time only moves forward so that’s how I’m gonna get it.
As far as my screen name goes, what’s NOT funny about it?
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December 15th, 2009 at 1:14 am
Happy Bday Unkle Death! Still no pic??
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Thanks MA, you’re gonna have to wait if you’re tryna get wet LOL. Just kidding please don’t shoot!
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December 15th, 2009 at 1:54 am
I need a pic UD!! Come on!
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Damn. You really want to see how good I look huh? No prob give me a couple days!
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December 15th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Happy Birthday big homie!
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Right on ATL I appreciate it!
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December 15th, 2009 at 7:28 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOUNGUN WIT YO CRAZY ASS!! LOL! ENJOY IT!
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Thank you. I got drunk as shit!
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December 15th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Happy Belated!
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 15th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Thanks Random. Put your pic back up, you’re smoking love!
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December 17th, 2009 at 2:57 am
Happy belated B-Day homie!….I got that good green in the air right now!
One
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Unkle Death - Smoke That Good Green Reply:
December 17th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
RITE ON!!!!!! Thanks to all the MO faithful who showed me digital love on my birthday! It ended on a high note:
Drunk, blowed, and making spaceships out of Legos in my homeboy’s basement LOL. I didn’t have enough money to go to Atlanta so….yeah. I was just happy to STILL be alive and free!
Once again, THANK YOU ALL.
-UNKLE MF DEATH
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September 16th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
true datt
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