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How To Suck Yo Man’s Penis The Right Way And Make Him See Ghandi!!!

Posted by Media Outrage on April 26th, 2010

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Many relationships suffer because one mate is not being pleased in the bedroom.  It takes more than good sex to keep a man’s attention from straying.  Yes, there is that age old cliche, that says “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”  Well we’re here to tell you that not only is that not true but it’s complete bullshyte!  The way to a man’s heart, money, cars and that coveted ENGAGEMENT RING, is through his damn Love Tool.  Ladies, simple and plain, you must suck his Dick like you have leukemia and his sperm is the cure for Cancer!

Many women avoid giving fellatio because they think they will be labeled instant HOES.  And you will if you’re like 20 and blowing the entire Philadelphia Eagles squad in your living room, but not if you’re in a commited relationship with a man you love.

Okay Ladies let’s get down to the steps to giving your man a successful Blow Job so when he leaves your house all he’s thinking about is RETURNING and not running into the arms of some other skeeza heffa who’s willing to do it the right way!

1. Women should know that every man looks forward to getting his dome rattled and sucked like a Orek Vaccum.  Any man that says “it’s not really a big deal darlin’, I love you regardless” is lying his black, white, spanish, Asian, Red Ass off!  So ladies knowing is half the battle right?  Exactly.

2. It should be done erotically.  It is every man’s good pleasure, while watching a movie on the couch with you, to also watch you unbuckle his belt, unzip his jeans, and slide on your knees and politely begin kissing his pelvic region.

3. Once you have the love tool in close proximity to your mouth, begin to gently kiss the head region while laying a little bit of tongue on it also.

4. Then place the P*nis in your warm mouth and proceed to go up and down in a slow motion.  Providing his d*ck with up and down stimulation will cause an instant undeniable erection.

5. Start sucking that thing like it has the winning lottery numbers in it.

6. Allow him to grab your hair and push your head down if that is his fantasy.  Resisting this is a turnoff and sure way to get choked to death!

7. Jerk his tool while sucking it.

8. Play with the balls, they are not there for nothing.  It’s a TEAM game!  They want some playing time also!

9. While jerking his p*nis, go down to those nether regions and start licking and sucking his balls.  This will most certainly cause some his eye balls to start doing jumping jacks.

10.  Now here is a word that women HATE to read or hear…..DEEPTHROAT!  Every guy loves the feeling of his cock being completely submerged in a woman’s warm juicy mouth like the titanic.  Every man yearns to feel the tip of his tool at the back of your throat.  That provides the ULTIMATE SENSATION and PLEASURE!  Don’t worry about GAGGING because that is a sign to your man that you are giving it all you got!  While he doesn’t wish to take you to the hospital because you’re having a choking attack he still wants you to gag-to-death, so to speak.

11. Last and final tip….When he is close to ejaculating please don’t make him finish anywhere outside of your MOUTH!  That is so trifling lol.  Once he gives you that signal that he’s about to explode like a vulcanic eruption, then that is your que to start sucking deeper and deeper and faster until you see this nucca looking cross eyed.

We will be back with a man’s guide on how to eat p*ssy at a later time…..

For now just soak that in folks….

  • matula

    I want the man guide to learn how to eat a pussy! By the way, I was thinking Mediaoutrage.com was a family website!

    PS: Excuse me for my english, I’m french

  • Holly

    If your man is seeing Ghandi while he is ejaculating there is something terribly wrong with him and you need to leave him. One: he should not be seeing another man while you are pleasuring him and 2 have you looked at pictures of Ghandi–he who championed fasting until all of his bones were visible? Kind of scary Mediaoutrage!

    • C.Davis

      lol

  • P.S. I love MO!!!

    This topic is OLD, it’s just at the top because MO is restructuring their site.

    @ Matula, we did BOTH of these topics already, here is the ‘female version’ … http://mediaoutrage.com/2009/08/10/how-to-eat-your-womans-pssy-so-good-that-she-starts-speaking-ancient-hebrew/

  • Dominquesweets

    I already do 1-10, my dude is a very happy and well pleased man.. So, I’m not worried about the next chick at all!!

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  • MikesDick

    I finally got my girl to try this. I felt like in heaven for about 7 seconds

  • lisa

    The man needs to learn how to lick a pussy to

  • ashley coss

    hey ya thanks for the tips ASSHOLE! I TRYED WHAT U SAID & MY BF BROKE UP WITH ME!!!

  • victorduh

    I’m gay and I’m about to have my first dick to suck … I’m scared cuz if the mutha fawka pokes me in the eye all hells gonna break loose ill bite his shit !!!!!!!! That’s all ..

  • Amy tran

    It’s great tips I never had. Giving me the way to win the man heart :-). It’s very helpful . Love it.

  • L.L.

    This shit is hilarious!