Tiger Woods Takes Out $54 Million Mortgage For New Massive Bachelor Spot In Florida Where He Will Be Smashing Countless Becky’s
Posted by Media Outrage on September 3rd, 2010
Tiger Woods is jumping for joy now that he and his penis are back on the market and free to knock down countless BECKY’S without the criticism of the hypocritical and sanctimonious MEDIA! Tiger is back in full swing and has taken out a $54 million mortgage on a mansion in Florida where he will be knocking blonde wigs askew:
Why is this man smiling? Because he can see the end of his mortgage payments in the not-too-distant future.
A huge chunk of Tiger Woods’ sponsors and fanbase may have abandoned the beleaguered golfer in the wake of his revelations of infidelity, but if some newly filed financial documents are to be believed, there’s one person who still has tremendous faith in Woods: Tiger himself.
In a story first reported by TMZ and confirmed by Yahoo! Sports (via Waggle Room), Woods has taken out a $54.5 million mortgage for a brand-new mansion he’s building on Jupiter Island, Fla. And no “go-for-the-adjustable-rate-and-pray” route for Tiger; no, he intends to pay back the loan by Jan. 15, 2016. (See, folks? That’s sound financial strategy. If you’ve got a spare $54 million lying around, go ahead and get your mortgage paid off.)
You can get a look at the full documentation right here (PDF format, and remember, this is all public record.) Among the findings:
• This consolidates Woods’ holdings in three properties on Jupiter Island, Fla. Woods is listed as “a single man,” and for the record, signs his name “Eldrick,” not “Tiger.”
• At standard interest rates, Woods will pay about $1 million a month in mortgage payments.
• The law firm retained by Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren, McGuireWoods, is listed as receiving a copy as well.
September 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 am
Who cares!
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September 3rd, 2010 at 10:16 am
i hope the “smashing” part really does happen, then maybe he’ll win a major and stop pandering to “them folks”
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September 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 am
Porn stars and strippers only. His wife Elin was too clean for him.
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September 3rd, 2010 at 11:14 pm
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September 4th, 2010 at 11:45 am
Who cares. Nobody cares about this idiot anymore. He should be ashamed of himself. The only thing Tiger has going for himself is a second chance getting a new contract signed with this record label company out of New York. Something about them wanting to use Tiger Woods name with the Masters which would be linked to their Hip Hop record label company called got money records. Some founder of the company named Chris Mentillo is trying to stop the contract due to his name being embarrased in the public’s eye. Obviously he is not the decision maker or owner of the record label company.
Screw them all. Tiger Woods doesn’t deserve a second chance at all these obviously over priced contracts anyway. Good luck to all you money hungry grubs. And that rap label got money should also be ashamed of themselves. There is too much crap out there regarding too much money to get losers like Tiger to sign these stupid contracts. I’m sorry but now this Hip Hop guy named Jay Z and Hip Hop Singer and businessman NOX from Got Money records are now also signing conracts linking their names’ to the New York Yankees. Hip Hop Stars???? Good grief, God please shoot me now. What is this world coming too?
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