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Dear Kris and Fake Ass Beyonce,

Being present at the birth of your child DOES NOT prove who the father is, we are more interested in who planted the seed, more like the NINE F*CKING MONTHS BEFORE and seeing as though you are GIVING BIRTH, i’t a motherf*cking given that you would be there stupid bish, DUHHHHHHHHHH!!! *KISSTEET*

As it relates to Beyoncethetic, yes you Mrs. Prosthetic Mama, also being present at the birth of a child DOES NOT make it ‘your child’. You see, we need to see some pu$$y ripping, blood dripping and baby kicking before you claim to be someone’s mama. I still can’t get over you watching TV while you ‘give birth’, FOUR at that, i just, i … can’t.

Hate You B*tches,
Ms. Behave

P.S. Paternity and Maternity Fraud is a CRIME, yes CRIME!!!

“I was there, I gave birth. I know who the dad was, everything’s good. We’re all good. Don’t worry about it. Get a life.”

Thats classic pimp talk right there, avoid a simple question with a bunch of jibber jabber. Kudos to her.