New Jersey Man Threatens To Pop An Entire CAP In Neighbor’s Dome Piece For Farting Outside His Crib
Posted by Media Outrage on June 27th, 2012
Make sure you stay off the dairy products before going anywhere near 72-year-old Daniel Collins because things could get real ugly if that ass decides to get gassy in front of him!
Peep Game
Via Huffingtonpost:
When somebody else farts, it’s common to wave your hands — not a gun.
But Daniel Collins was apparently flat-out tired of his neighbor’s flatulence and decided to raise a stink with the help of his trusty firearm.
Police in Teaneck, N.J., said Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, but Collins got really gassed when the man passed gas near Collins’ apartment door, NJ.com reported.
It apparently was the shot heard (and smelt) around the world — or, at least New Jersey — because Collins allegedly pointed a revolver at the flatulent neighbor in the vestibule of their apartment building and said “I’m going to put a hole in your head,”according to NorthJersey.com.
When police arrived, Collins denied the threat, but consented to a search. Authorities recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.
Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats, but later released on his own recognizance, NBC New York reported.
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June 27th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
people are just going crazy in this world, that fart must of smelled unbearably rotten for dude to snap….LOLOL
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